Hannah

@uncanny_static@chaos.social
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math | code | make | music | love | repeat
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Okay... My laptop has a new keyboard, and so far, I have been quite happy with the repairability of this thing, but whoever decided to glue in the keyboard deserves to get the worst possible mother in law of all times.

#Repairability #RightToRepair

How to say that not enough people bought the "Pro" version without saying that not enough people bought the "Pro" version.

#Programming #NewSpeak #Python

Okay, I feel the need to share this because people who only speak english may not realize it.

As a french speaker, I'm seeing more and more websites auto-translating their content, because I guess now there's #AI translation and people think it works?

Guess what: the translations are still shit. It was not okay to publish Google-translated websites without a native speaker checking it if you didn't want to be ridiculed, and it's still not okay now, despite all the hype.

Please don't do this.

If they go: "I love you twice as much. 🥰"

And you go: "No! I love you twice as much! 🥰"

There is mathematically only one value for "love" that solves this equation and it is zero. 😳

#Math #Love #Humor

Recently, I discovered the calming effect of putting my browser into full-screen mode when reading a blog post. No task bar tempting me to jump to another window. No tabs tempting me to switch to another page. Just me and the post. 😌

#Wellbeing #SlowingDown #SmolWeb #IndieWeb #Minimalism

@lislegaard a list of tools

  • #Ardour (best for recording, overdubbing, editing any audio, effects, diy mastering. i don't use it for sequencing and there's a part for triggering loops a la live, but never explored that part)
  • plugins: @x42 's complete suite, especially compressor, and peak limiter, CALF plugins (where i can make them work), many included ACE plugins are great, i use H/L pass filter.., and Harrison's XT plugins (NOT FLOSS)
  • #SuperCollider (sound design, livecoding, custom cue player for stage, sometimes full compositions, connecting to Processing via OSC etc...)
  • #mhwaveedit - small simple single wave editor - fades, cropping, gain, etc that lets you press ctrl+s to simply save it. very fast, a bit quirky about controls, but very stable
  • #ffmpeg - commandline powertoolbox for any conversion (extremely fast conversion to wav) - WinFF is nice GUI for ffmpeg (my SO uses it) (sometimes also flac, opus, lame CLI programs)
  • #sox - another commandline tool to manipulate audio - i often use it to make stereo files mono quickly
  • yt-dlp cli downloader of pretty much any av content online
  • mixxx - amazing dj mix program, really stable and well sounding with great choice of filters and other fx. and great support for controllers
  • notfloss: i still use Renoise a lot for quick beat-centered stuff
Friendly reminder

Auf nach Köln!
Wer kurzentschlossen noch den Tag damit verbringen will, Video Spiele zu basteln.
Wir machen einen entspannten eintägigen Game Jam. Beim C4 in Köln. @c4

#GameJam #Köln #Games #Chaos

https://game-jam-do.de/articles/2025_05_24_mini_game_jam_beim_c4/

https://koeln.ccc.de/updates/2025-05-17_game_jam.xml

Tomorrow is a one-day, in-person Game Jam hosted at the @c4 in cologne. You can find the announcement (in German) here if you are interested:

https://game-jam-do.de/articles/2025_05_24_mini_game_jam_beim_c4/

#GameJam #GameDev #CreativeCoding #Cologne #Köln

Mini Game Jam beim C4 in Köln

Zurück aus dem Internet und wieder erreichbar mit Bus und Bahn: Der Mini Game Jam trifft sich am 24. Mai in den Räumen des C4 (Chaos Computer Club Cologne). Gemeinsam bauen wir an einem Tag Computerspiel, Prototypen und Interaktive Kunst.

Every EU citizen should use International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia #IDAHOBIT, which is TODAY, May the 17th, as the perfect reason to sign the "Ban on conversion practices in the European Union" citizens initiative.

You have until the end of today to add your signature! If you have already done this — thank you!

https://eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#/screen/home