I keep forgetting you can subscribe to hashtags here. It's an incredibly useful replacement for The Algorithm. Also reminds me I need to remember to put hashtags on my toots when it's relevant. So uh, #MastodonTips I guess.

A powerful #lesson - source unknown.
A teacher tells her students, "I'm going to come around and whisper to each of you whether you're a witch or a regular person. Your goal is to build the largest group possible that does NOT have a #witch in it. At the end, any group found to include a witch gets a failing grade."
The teens dove into grilling each other. One fairly large group formed, but most of the students broke into small, exclusive groups, turning away anyone they thought guilty.
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What I lack in focus, I make up for in a breathtaking array of colorful gel pens

A thing about ADD is you can be looking directly into someone's eyes while they're talking, brainstorming about all the ways you can become a better listener

Meditation is a great way to clear your mind and focus on terrifying new thoughts

“Oh this? It’s my emotional support pile of empty notebooks,” I say as I tenderly add another to the stack.

I’m nostalgic for the days when Sarah Palin was the stupidest Republican.

#GenXer #memes