| Pronouns | She/Her/They/Them |
| Pronouns | She/Her/They/Them |
@carolannie The 10¢ or 50¢ per package they were paying for delivery really showed where I live. I’m 2 miles down a gravel road and if you stick to the 15mph speed limit, it’ll take about 15 minutes (1/4 hour) just to get to my place and back. At 50¢ a package, that’s $2/hour.
Last winter, before I stopped using Amazon, the delivery guy was leaving packages in the snow near our mailbox unit on a main road 2 miles away. Now I know why.
cc @pluralistic
I really wish corporations/society were more understanding that you cannot make someone into a "morning person".
"We want you here first thing in the morning!"
No, you don't. I'll be grumpy, mean, slow, and disinterested in the aesthetics you want me to reinforce.
I'm a programmer, not a barista. Either you don't need me at 6 AM, or you need to pay me overtime because if you NEED me something is very wrong.
Forever thinking about Alabama AG (and eventually governor) Bill Baxley who, when threatened by the KKK for pursuing justice for the 4 girls killed in a KKK Black church bombing back in 1968 (Denise McNair, Carole Robertson, Addie Mae Collins and Cynthia Wesley, say their names), responded with the most legendary retort you could ever put on government letterhead paper:
KISS MY ASS.
When the plumber is a Mario fan
Credits: Micheli Jiyhane
My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.”
Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner
Kiddo: that’s AI
"May I have your name?" the faerie said.
"William," she said with a smile.
"Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!"
"Thank you," she said.
"To win it back, you must- what?"
"I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."