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rstevens 🐳💨✅May 7
here’s the pitch: a giant, crusty warm sourdough bread bowl full of chocolate ice cream
rstevens 🐳💨✅Apr 27
just sat down with a 2019 intel-based macbook for a few minutes. barbaric.
Show threadrstevens 🐳💨✅Apr 20
intensity, thy name is srouji
rstevens 🐳💨✅Apr 20

i’m just grateful johny srouji is sticking around to terrify the computers into working faster

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/04/tim-cook-to-become-apple-executive-chairman-john-ternus-to-become-apple-ceo/

Tim Cook to become Apple Executive ChairmanJohn Ternusto become Apple CEO

Apple announced Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus will become Apple’s next CEO.

Apple Newsroom
rstevens 🐳💨✅Apr 18
successfully talked myself out of eating mayonnaise-based salad dressing that sat out on the counter for 24 hours. please clap
rstevens 🐳💨✅Apr 15
my version of “everyone is 12" theory is “everything is inboxes"
rstevens 🐳💨✅Apr 14
i guess if we’re all doing catastrophic decisions, might as well invent the highly caffeinated Energy Potato
rstevens 🐳💨✅Apr 12
watch out, i may get really into composting this year
rstevens 🐳💨✅Apr 9
you either love and respect the computer or you are a boomer. no in-between.
rstevens 🐳💨✅Mar 27
please do not email me until monday, i have been abducted by aliens 👽