Singing "Caffeine Achiever" to the tune of "Daydream Believer" is such a mood

holodeck hard reset

I talk a lot of shit for someone who uses the term thingy.

having a body is complicated.

My humor is so subtle, you won’t even know you’ve laughed.

The controversial, never-aired episode of Muppet Babies where Statler and Waldorf are teens that sit in the corner of the nursery and yell at the babies to tell them how much they suck.

love it when people are all "thank GAWD this year is finally OVER!" as if their lives aren't gonna continue to suck

There's no excuse not to have mildly defective animatronics in every store and restaurant.

You'll always have a permit for a parking space in my heart.