Jeremy C. Shipp

@jeremycshipp
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Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. THE MERRY DREDGERS coming April 2023 from Meerkat Press. they/them
Good things are coming to me. I am attracting success into my life. I am channeling an abundance mindset. Tiny marionettes with beetle faces are dancing an eldritch jig on my head. Jack-in-the-boxes are bursting from the earth, biting me, injecting me with their venom. I can hear colossal shadow puppets chewing at the moon.

Here are the seven creatures remaining in my shop! Each one is designed, hand-sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to create.

https://jeremycreature.etsy.com

Here are the seven creatures remaining in my shop! Each one is designed, hand-sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to create.

https://jeremycreature.etsy.com

They say to do something every day that scares you, so I'm finally going to watch that bioluminescent VHS tape that oozed out of the basement wall.
Printers that are possessed by chthonic fiends are much more likely to actually print your document than a regular printer.
Amusement park hack: if you find a piece of popcorn shaped like a human head, you can feed it to the tardigrade animatronic and receive a free ticket to the extremely haunted catacombs under the park.
Amusement park hack: if you present the pickle man with the mystery token, you can go on the secret, underground boat ride where large animatronic beetles act out scenes from your life.

OK, now I only have 7 hand-sewn little guys remaining in my shop!

If you're interested in my fabric art, now might be a good time to grab one before they run out.

https://jeremycreature.etsy.com

Make sure to leave a small pile of relish outside tonight for the hot dog man or he will grow more hot dog heads.

I have a few hand-sewn creatures available at my Etsy shop. They probably won't devour your soul.

https://jeremycreature.etsy.com