John of the North 

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Bird-site refugee - same username #INFJ

- I'm an ADSR nerd and the broken musician/songwriter behind Stranger Seven.
- Obscure Movie Quotes, song lyrics and GIF reactions are my love language.
- Whisky, muscle cars and motorcycles.
- I'm a Browncoat. A Volunteer. A Jedi. Spoooooon!

Oh, and my mom said it's ok for me to play outside. Laser tag?

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I miss the good old days when you could strangle someone with a telephone cord and call it an accident

Boss: 'have you been drinking?'

Me: *holds up banana to ear, mouths 'sorry, urgent call'

Don’t let my new server fool you; I’m only selectively social.
I think l'm gonna be unapologetically myself because being apologetically myself wasn't too much fun
What if each of your teeth had a different pitch and you had to communicate by hitting them with a tuning fork?
It’s cool though, I just need to start scheduling sick days with appropriate notice I guess
My boss referred to my taking sick days as “constant short-notice requests for PTO” so I hope you’re all having a great day too
The best part about living during a global plague as climate collapse ravages a planet constantly poised on the brink of war is definitely getting up every day to make sure the spreadsheets are still spreadsheeting.
Boss: *gives us company jerseys as a perk*
Me: Master has presented Dobby with clothes.
This is like the time I got a new label maker.