I see a lot of "give bikes 3 ft" reminders here and there but never any signs that say "hey bike riders: stop at stop signs/lights and obey the rules of the road or keep your goofy Spandex-wearing ass on bike trails." too wordy?

I still can't get over Lauryn Hill saying she's going to defecate on my microphone. incredibly rude!

in 2010, Obama signed the Hackey Novelty Branding Act, which among other things requires cities with two or more brew pubs to name one of them "JACKALOPE"

The "all lives matter" people don't seem to care very much about the Palestinian, Hispanic, or Iranian lives

looking forward to meeting this next wave of disabled, ignored and forgotten veterans!

pretty proud of my collection of zero NFTs

at this point doing my dishes would be a dangerous archaeological dig that nobody wants to participate in or fund. better to just cover it all up with dirt and walk away

short documentary about the world record we broke 4x in a row ten years ago when I was much much fatter:
https://youtu.be/pysJCaGy6dg?si=0h8zTAZOOwRe72cD

we are all inextricably interconnected on a molecular level so when I see people profiting off of or celebrating others suffering, it just makes me sad to see they are so far from understanding how self destructive that is

got a giant window decal for the back of my car that says: "in loving memory of some dead mf'er you don't know"