J.elgato

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Living in my own private Neo Tokyo.

Escape artist, automath, apostate #vegetarian (orthodox - before the vegan reformation). Currently waiting a war against auto-complete and roaming the Pacific Northwest in search of the perfect bowl of pho.

#HouseDavion, #TeamBanzai, occasional musings on contemporary politics and the looming #EndOfTheWorld.

I love this mural by Smug on Mitchell Street in central Glasgow, and I've been known to spend way too much time waiting for some unsuspecting person to be pass through exactly the right spot to take a photo of it!

#glasgow #streetart #mural #smug #glasgowmurals #glasgowstreetart #mitchellstreet #honeyishrunkthekids

One of the reasons I've loathed Donald Trump for nearly half a century is back in the news again. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/28/trump-central-park-five-defamation.html
Trump loses latest bid to get Central Park Five defamation lawsuit tossed

It is the latest blow to President Donald Trump's efforts to dismiss the defamation case filed against him.

CNBC
Heat exhaustion from cleaning in 90+ degree heat with hot flashes on top. Fun, fun.
Tip your housekeepers, folks. We need ice cream.

Every time I meet an Anarchist, they really just want small local government.

Every time I meet a Satanist, they are really actually agnostic or atheists, with a wicked sense of humor.

Every time I meet a Nihilist, I'm really worried about their long term depression.

Every time I meet a MAGA, they're a Nazi.

No matter how much Google ask to install "Gemini CLI: your open-source AI agent" for your terminal on macOS, Linux, Unix or other oses, do not install it. Here is a snippet from their policy:

Google collects your prompts, related code, generated output, code edits, related feature usage information, and your feedback to provide, improve, and develop Google products and services and ML technologies.

All your data on disk will be the part of AI training which is privacy nightmare

Masked and unmarked ICE agents (real or fake) are causing fear and chaos in our communities. California legislators have introduced the No Secret Police Act, which would prohibit law enforcement officers from hiding their identities during public operations. Urge your local leaders to act: https://www.bluestatedefiance.org/no-secret-police

More snark than a French maître d'

https://applerankings.com/

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Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange
It’s outrageous that a masked ICE thug can punch a man in the face and escape consequences anonymously. That’s not America. America is for the thug cop to be identified and THEN escape all significant consequences for lawless brutality after a brief period of paid leave bsky.app/profile/news...

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v63y3emmbz5dlvzkejca2mcc/post/3lsace4gype2g

Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay
|STOP|
Knots!

Can't we just use the cozycuffs?

-No and make the knots pretty this time

Uh.. the fox finds a tree, goes around 3 times and then.. up a branch?

-What are you doing?

How to do a French box knot again?

-Why are you so bad at this?

Why are you so pushy? You're the worst sub

- That's because all the others slipped your crappy knots and escaped

Well that killed the mood. You want to just watch Netflix or something?

#bdsm
#bondage
#StrangerThings

My brain, which has never reeeally been my ally, is completely unable to write a memory pertaining to the application of deodorant...

As a result: I will stand there wondering why my shower ran 20 mins too long and cluelessly using half the stick, like the insulin series from the film "Momento"

#neurodivergent
#cognitivedecline
#powderfresh