J.elgato

@jelgato@mastodon.world
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Living in my own private Neo Tokyo.

Escape artist, automath, apostate #vegetarian (orthodox - before the vegan reformation). Currently waiting a war against auto-complete and roaming the Pacific Northwest in search of the perfect bowl of pho.

#HouseDavion, #TeamBanzai, occasional musings on contemporary politics and the looming #EndOfTheWorld.

I love this mural by Smug on Mitchell Street in central Glasgow, and I've been known to spend way too much time waiting for some unsuspecting person to be pass through exactly the right spot to take a photo of it!

#glasgow #streetart #mural #smug #glasgowmurals #glasgowstreetart #mitchellstreet #honeyishrunkthekids

One of the reasons I've loathed Donald Trump for nearly half a century is back in the news again. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/28/trump-central-park-five-defamation.html
Trump loses latest bid to get Central Park Five defamation lawsuit tossed

It is the latest blow to President Donald Trump's efforts to dismiss the defamation case filed against him.

CNBC

@ScottEdelman

Anyone else gotten to the point where you can like smell him through the touchscreen of your phone?

#diaper
#dementia
#WouldAClamshellHaveThisProblem?

Heat exhaustion from cleaning in 90+ degree heat with hot flashes on top. Fun, fun.
Tip your housekeepers, folks. We need ice cream.

@samhainnight

Do NOT respond to heat exhaustion with ice cream.

Digestion will activate the parasympathetic nervous system and further decrease the body's ability to regulate temperature and to cool itself.

Instead, try vodka.

Every time I meet an Anarchist, they really just want small local government.

Every time I meet a Satanist, they are really actually agnostic or atheists, with a wicked sense of humor.

Every time I meet a Nihilist, I'm really worried about their long term depression.

Every time I meet a MAGA, they're a Nazi.

@FeloniousPunk @flexghost

Cool.

Still around it seems, and extremely prolific. I think they dropped a new album or two while I was writing this.

@flexghost @MerritMD

Yes, but for delivery of spirits an empty shot glass is also zero calories (and frequently less saccharin than most artificial sweeteners)

@MerritMD @flexghost

Well played, sir.

@flexghost

Summer Sun, Cari Cari

H20 for the moment. Tragic, really, when you consider what fish do to it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0d7ATDFZx0&pp=ygUUc3VtbWVyIHN1biBjYXJpIGNhcmk%3D

Cari Cari - Summer Sun (Official Video)

YouTube