evol

@evol@evolved.systems
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not evil • recovering perfectionist • neurodivergent • colorblind (protanomaly) • sometimes makes pretty pictures

some things I made:
https://evolved.systems/chaoskit
https://evolved.systems/palettes

Matrixhttps://matrix.to/#/@evol:evolved.systems
Websitehttps://evolved.systems
GitHubhttps://github.com/evoL
Pronounshe/him
evol9h ago
BeyondMachines 1d ago
#VibeCoding your MFA
evolJun 10
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 9
Cautionary tale about checking your thumbnails before uploading.
evolJun 10
Niki TonskyJun 10
macOS Tahoe buttons be like
evolJun 4
Lu wilsonJun 4
evolMay 31
asieMay 30
Pojutrze wybory. Nie angażuję się zwykle w poważny sposób na tematy polityczne poprzez swoje social media, ale dziś zrobię od tego wyjątek, na jeden post. Wybaczcie mi.

Mam do was, konkretnie do tych spośród was którzy nie chcą iść głosować w drugiej turze wyborów prezydenckich, bo nie odpowiada wam żaden z zaproponowanych kandydatów, jedną prośbę. Zanim postanowicie tę niedzielę przespać, spójrzcie na swoich przyjaciól ze Stanów Zjednoczonych. Czy są oni ostatecznie zadowoleni z tego, że wielu spośród nich pokazalo "moralną wyższość", nie głosując na "mniejsze zło"? Czy też może patrzą nerwowo na coraz to nowe decyzje i wypowiedzi ich prezydenta?

Wszystkie sondaże pokazują, że wygrać może którykolwiek kandydat. Różnica jest zasadniczo poniżej błędu statystycznego. Wszystko, nawet pogoda; każdy, nawet wy, może ostatecznie zmienić wynik tych wyborów.

Na stole opcje są tylko dwie. Któraś z nich musi wygrać, innej drogi nie ma. Ja już zdecydowałem. Mam nadzieję, że zrobicie to i wy.

Do zobaczenia w niedzielę przy urnach.
evolMay 26
Show threadAnnika BackstromMay 25

"To all of my friends, It looks like someone has hacked into my e-mail account and sent something, but I am unable to pick it up and see what it was." https://www.yyyyyyy.info/

#WibyFinds

▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ `^^^^^~ ░ ui▀┳╲ ☺ .info ▓

evolMay 26
Jan RychterMay 25

I am so tired of companies believing their APP is the center of everyone's world. Get it into your heads: your app is a TOOL. Like a screwdriver. That, in this particular case, I would like to use to adjust levels of my microphone interface.

I don't want a "better experience", and I don't care about your "new app". You are overhead. Cost. Drag.

evolMay 24
mhoyeMay 21

Watching Microsoft’s robots telling Microsoft’s other robots that they need to agree to Microsoft CLAs in between Microsoft’s developers begging Microsoft’s robots to actually understand the problems they’re trying to fix in Microsoft's platform code on Microsoft's version-control website is kind of amazing.

This is definitely the future Terry Gilliam promised us.

evolMay 16
CJ "siege" BellwetherMay 16

SHAKE IT BABY

1,000,000 votes out of 1,000,000 needed for the EU citizens initiative calling for a conversion therapy ban

evolMay 16
Show threadmccMay 16

It is 7 AM CEST. The EU citizen initiative calling for a ban on "conversion therapy" (here meaning, pseudoscientific attempts to "cure" LGBTQs) is less than 250,000 votes from success. This is astounding, the votes have like, *tripled* in a week.

The page says voting ends "May 17", and I wish I knew if that meant "at midnight tonight" or "midnight tomorrow" or what. Uh. Do you know

Germany is ~6,000 local votes from endorsing it. Are there 6,000 Germans on this website

https://eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#/screen/home

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L'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 9
Cautionary tale about checking your thumbnails before uploading.
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
(sorry for the ping everyone, I had to correct the incorrect autocorrect in the alt text)
Show threadgroxx6d ago
@Mabande I will never complain about improvements 
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬ6d ago
@groxx Thanks <3
Show threadKierkegaanks regretfullyJun 9
@Mabande is this about accidentally taking double doses of magnesium?
Show threadFrank Going AntiFaJun 9
@Mabande
I wonder which adult novelty store sells this product.🤔
Show threadJim FlanaganJun 9
@Mabande What’s that smell?
Show threadJessigayJun 9
@Mabande well I mean it's true
Show threadhalvaJun 9
@Mabande it is ass tho
Show threadari Jun 9
@Mabande
Show threadThatKomputerKat Jun 10
@ari @Mabande business hoe.
Show threadThatKomputerKat Jun 10
@Mabande @Stinkie beautiful. 
Show threadGarrett LatimerJun 10
@Mabande Wonderful, now Apple can disrupt the function of my lower digestive tract.
Show threadshellbyteJun 10
@Mabande the liquid ass is fucking real no fucking way
Show threadNeville ParkJun 10
@Mabande aw man I looked for the video and now it has a different thumbnail and comments turned off
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@nev Those cowards!
Show threadMoose Jolly Holcomb6d ago
@Mabande @nev pour one out for posterity.
Show threadJohn Francis 🦫🇨🇦🍁💪⬆️Jun 10
@Mabande after hundreds of lab deaths, materials science has mastered the total proportional condensation of gaseous ass
Show threadSkyboy GamesJun 10
@johnefrancis @Mabande Many Bothans died to bring us 'dat ass.
Show threadBob Blaskiewicz 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱Jun 10
@Mabande A little Imodium will clear that up.
Show threadIsocatJun 10

@Mabande Plus, no they din't:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/?tag=2402507-20

Amazon.de : Liquid Ass: Prank Fart Spray, Gag Gift for Adults and Kids, Great for Pranks and A Good Laugh, Extra Strong Poop Spray, Non Toxic, Keep Out of Reach from Children

Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@isocat Well, ackchually…
Show threadIsocatJun 10

@Mabande Apple didn't invent Liquid Ass. It was available when Apple were still selling the ][+ , and still is (viz my link).

…is what I meant.

🤓

Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@isocat Ah! Then I'm on board :)
Show threadTony HoyleJun 10

@Mabande @isocat They changed it pretty fast. If you load this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzQyFw_n9l4 you get a second of it before the block message comes up.

Also (sorry about the X link in advance) this was the thumbnail for the official apple link before they changed it https://x.com/GripAzeem/status/1932154213515088088

Introducing Liquid Glass | Apple

YouTube
Show threadVincent Cantin6d ago
@tony @Mabande @isocat Wow, it happens also inside Mastodon 🤣
Show threadDigger the BateDog2d ago
@isocat @Mabande I have personally bought this version for use at work.
Show threadIsocat2d ago
@diggerbatedog @Mabande There's…like…somewhere else one might use it?
Show threadgroxxJun 10
@Mabande it is, however, an accurate thumbnail
Show threadRandom GeekJun 10
@Mabande @troublewithwords finally Apple's making something for those of us who have eaten too much cheese.
Show threadJoeJun 10
@Mabande My wife said "sounds like what I had a couple of weeks ago" (food poisoning)
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@not2b 😬
Show threadRobert Riedl Jun 10
@Mabande i had that after eating “moules” in France
Show threadthe vessel of morgannaJun 10
@Mabande the actual "liquid ass" product is quite literally the worst thing I have ever smelled in my life, including putrefaction and rotting flesh
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@astraleureka damn…🤢
Show threadMrAndrewDJun 10
@Mabande It's enough to give you the runs.
Show threadinfinite love ⴳJun 10
@Mabande this reminds me of https://mastodon.social/@trwnh/102601289125824114 and https://mastodon.social/@trwnh/111557434469283960
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@trwnh Luckily I'm working solo today, cause the snort laugh I just released upon the world? Oh, man :D
Show threadSudaksis  Jun 10
@Mabande Same energy as this trash can at a tech marketing convention I found in 2016
Show threadMeuJun 10
@Mabande remember the "biggest" iphone presentation video where they had to force the subtitles on because people kept hearing the n-word?
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬ6d ago
@squish Oh dear 😬
Show threadSgJun 10
Bookmarked for later!
Show threadKarl Heinz HäsliprinzJun 10
@Mabande Caption: A youtube screenshot of a new Apple Product called "Liquid Glass" where the youtube logo govers the G and L, turning it into "Liquid Ass"
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@KarlHeinzHasliP Thanks, but the image info is already in the Alt text (which I now see is a bit mangled by autocorrect) :)
Show threadKarl Heinz HäsliprinzJun 10
@Mabande hu, strange, didn't show up for me... my end problem. Love the screenshot and glad apple is showing its real potential as innovator after all this time though :)
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬJun 10
@KarlHeinzHasliP 😆
Show threadOzzelot  Jun 10
@Mabande reminds me of that one os of theirs that had "there's more to love with every click" as its tagline and... some bad kerning.
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬ6d ago
@ozzelot 😆
Show threadOzzelot  6d ago
@Mabande
I have since found out it was OS X El Capitan, but I can't find a screenshot (only of the fixed text, which is less amusing). Maybe I could dig through the wayback machine...
Show threadThatKomputerKat 6d ago
@Mabande honestly, after seeing the screenshots of macOS “26” I think it’s not far off.
Show threadDizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip 6d ago
@Mabande That’s a bit too close to home for my liking!
Show threadPete Prodoehl 🍕6d ago
@Mabande Accurate description.
Show threadBenderIsGreat346d ago
@Mabande @sennoma I get that from time to time. Imodium is your friend here.
Show threadBill Hooker6d ago

@andymoose @Mabande

TMI
TMI
TMI

Show threadBenderIsGreat346d ago
@sennoma @Mabande lol. Is it though? In 2025 one might suggest that this is NEI (not enough information)
Show threadLinux Is Best6d ago
@Mabande 🤣🤣 Priceless.
Show threadi_give_u_worms6d ago
@Mabande
Show threadJordan Biserkov6d ago
@Mabande
This was not an oversight, but a deliberate act of protest by the last designer left at Apple.
Show threadLemonheep (Tasted the Rainbow) 6d ago
@Mabande Unrelated, but I tried to press the Youtube button to play the video itself like a dumbass ​​
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬ6d ago
@radmin We've all been there, friend :)
Show threadBrent Sodtke6d ago
@Mabande
Man, that's the sh!ts