Mastodawn

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

Web	https://captain-justice.com
Pronouns	he/him
Just My Toots	https://justmytoots.com/@cjust@infosec.exchange
Signal	cjust.17

@cjust nononono, that's just the anime WcRonalds. Totally distinctively different IPs.

The clown has fallen - repeat - the clown has fallen.

when the payload perfectly fits the buffer.

close, will barely be able to tell the difference

@elfin @kajer @ryanc @sycophantic we IMMEDIATELY stood up internetpolice.us and paul, another guy on the panel, traded a bottle of scotch to an svg artist for a quick and dirty badge graphic.

now when i scan (i havent in years tho), the scans COME FROM internetpolice.us :D

we did the forward and reverse dns

@NanoRaptor you cooked it too long

@NanoRaptor adsorption mentioned 👀

@NanoRaptor God almighty, I've gone months too long since my last dose...

@NanoRaptor

She's back, y'all!! 💗

@NanoRaptor this one is the no-cream of the crop

@NanoRaptor Ah c'est pour toi ca @LaurentChemla

@NanoRaptor mmm... I might go get some guanciale today

@NanoRaptor
And cream

*run away in French*

@NanoRaptor abortion pills for snakes?

@NanoRaptor it's fun to see you branching out :D

@NanoRaptor I stared at this for a couple of seconds before I was like "what in the--" and then realized it was new content from you. Ahh I'm so happy you're back!