Hacker Memes
Pepijn BruienneI should’ve known better, honestly. #Jira
Hacker Memes
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this email could have been a pay rise.
luelista 
🐿️Mom, can we have serverless functions?
No, we have serverless functions at home.
Serverless functions at home: mod_cgi
Chilly 
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Mike Shewardyes we operate a zero trust security program by which i mean we fully trust some AI thing we know zero about
Melvian
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Did You Know? Animal FactsRock hyraxes are often called rock rabbits, dassies, and even klipdasse, which literally translates to “cliff badger.” Some members of their group act as sentries, alerting everyone when a predator is nearby, with their specialized eyes that act like built-in sun visors!
vi wrote a rust microkernel with a federation userspace layer where clusters of trusted machines quietly lend each other idle resources inspired by gift economics.
lend your spare capacity, earn the right to borrow. machines find each other automatically on the same network, bond by consent and shared keys, stay fully independent.
a solar machine lends freely at noon and pulls back at dusk. computation drifts toward wherever the cleanest cheapest energy is.