I genuinely don't know how to process this information.
I googled "microscope". The below screengrabs are from the page Google gave me.
Is that the first thing you people thought of when you got a microscope for Christmas?
Did being asexual so far remove me from the common human experience that I'm only now finding out about this many decades later?
This also would have made a fantastic teaching moment. Did any of you have progressive parents who suggested this as a science lesson?
















