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This is peak malicious compliance and I love it

https://sightlessscribbles.com/posts/the-paperwork-flood/

Edit : the blog author is on the fediverse if you want to follow him here, and he maintains a follow page on his site with many options!

The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner., Sightless Scribbles

A fabulously gay blind author.

Évidemment Glucksman vote pour ChatControl, pourquoi on traitait pas encore un peu

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The Oscar goes to... 😂😂😂
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Every bank is like “we’re more than just a bank” and all anyone wants is for them to shut the fuck up and be a bank

- Je vais vous retrouver dans la base, c'est quoi votre date de naissance ?
- Aaah mais j'ai du mentir là-dessus
- Mais pourquoi ?
- Bah vu que toutes les données vont fuiter, autant en mettre de fausses
- Ah ben oui !

Surpris d'à quel point cet argument est rapide à dire et marche super bien, sans avoir à faire de la sensib avant

La SNCF n'en veut pas,

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