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30-something Floridian catwoman. My other account is [email protected]
(she/her, ADHD, general anxiety disorder, bi)
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Today’s screams of anguish will become tomorrow’s corporate slogans.

Taco Bell. Aaaaughh
Amazon. Fuckin’…Ugh
Target. Jesus Why
Jiffy Lube. I’ma Fuckin’ Maul You I Swear To God

@cabtcougalope arctan is basically the inverse of doing a tangent. So it’s basically “what size angle would give you this number as its tangent?”

https://www.propublica.org/article/inside-turbotax-20-year-fight-to-stop-americans-from-filing-their-taxes-for-free

"Americans’ anxiety around tax filing is so powerful that it usually trumps any frustration with the TurboTax product, according to three former Intuit staffers. So even if customers click on “free” and are ultimately asked to pay, they will usually do it rather than start the entire process anew. Intuit capitalized on this tendency by making sure the paywall popped up only when the taxpayer was deep into the filing process."

@Sapphicgiraffic yumyun hammerpaw was once bet that he couldn’t eat 20 lb of steak in an hour. He finished in 15 minutes and spent the rest of the time honing his mighty ax.

new meme: the tall tales of yumyun hammerpaw

it's like chuck noriss jokes, but about a handsome fluffy cat man instead of a mediocre racist actor.

i'll start with an example—

yumyun hammerpaw doesn't get wet when it rains; the rain gets yumyun hammerpaw

ecosocialism ≠ renderings of skyscrapers with computer generated plants on them
ok hear me out: what if libraries, but for everything
I am officially out of income until this is over. I’m so sorry to ask but with the pandemic I can’t work or I’d be directly becoming a vector. I need help covering bills, food, and rent while we’re waiting this out. I’m going to try and volunteer at the hospital and do what I can do I’m not staying at home during this time, but volunteering is not going to help us eat or keep my car. Please help us.
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