dankwraith

@dankwraith@monads.online
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evil overlord of monads online

i code and design video games and digital art things

world's smartest dumbass

i have two cats named Ume and Piccolo

"you both whip and slap ass Buddy" - triz

 

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buy my gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1397790/Samurai_Gunn_2/
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latinebut white
They're replacing "Google search" with a big hammer you can hit yourself on the head with as many times as you want. At no extra charge. For the time being.
a few years ago i started hearing gamer say that old JRPGs only had random battles because of hardware limitations. obviously this isn't true if you think about it for more than 2 seconds. if you don't like random battles as a design principle sure, that's fine, i don't think they are great either, i just feel like this is a general backlash against abstraction, and big studios like square have responded to this by just turning their games into action games. but i don't understand it because if you don't like abstraction why are you playing a video game. just fucking go outside
i'm really sick of square honestly, they have a stupid amount of money but everyone in charge has spent 15 years failing upward and nobody has had an imaginative idea in about that amount of time. the disney of video game studios
ff7 remake could never have been good because its very existence is a capitulation to the worst kind of fan
the last of us is correct in that fungus inhabit more than 90 percent of seattle residents brains
in a few years the most powerful voting bloc in this country will be the unprecedented alliance between Gen Xers with neurological damage from years of leaded gasoline, and Zoomers with the exact same neurological damage from lead in a single guava-flavored vape they hit a couple times in 2022.

Every complaint against Zohran sounds like an endorsement.

"He's going to open free grocery stores!" -- Leighmann EvilGuy III, Esquire

people are racist about Zohran Mamdani but I think we can convince a large section of them that he's actually Italian, and then a further section of those racists will be trying to sort out their feelings after looking up where the "aryans" eventually settled
i really can not overstate how weirdly california-coded the current wave of conservative thought is
dont talk to me unless youre going to affirm my beliefs like this.