Vulpine Polyceph

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Recovering comedian, polymorphic fox-shaped lava monster, self-appointed Sheriff of Saturn, singing voice of the Wingdings font. Kinda looks like Jeff Bridges if you squint really hard.
Age37
PronounsHe/Him/His
SpeciesFox-Shaped Lava Monster
Socialism?Socialism!
Has anyone here served jury duty who can advise me on what to expect?

Oh shit you know what.

I had an external keyboard plugged into my laptop, and a KVM software switch between my laptop and my desktop.

So that's like three keyboards connected to one computer.

That's too many damn keyboards.

thinking about what software I could break by having too many heads
I forgot I was supposed to delete this account whoops
There are a lot of things to hate about Telegram, but it’s my only chat option at the moment.
Sorry I can’t join your precious platform because my phone isn’t state of the art, you classist fucks.

Well, I made extra sure to play by the rules and I got banned from discord again for “spamming”.

So yeah, Discord can go to hell.

Unfortunately, it turns out Twitter sans capitalism sucks about as much as regular Twitter.
bounceback steakhouse. no rules, just bouncing

Okay, so I think I have an idea why I got kicked off discord. I had the app open on my desktop, my laptop, and two different phones at the same time.

I can see why they thought I was spamming, but that’s still pretty stupid.