new meme: the tall tales of yumyun hammerpaw

it's like chuck noriss jokes, but about a handsome fluffy cat man instead of a mediocre racist actor.

i'll start with an example—

yumyun hammerpaw doesn't get wet when it rains; the rain gets yumyun hammerpaw

@Sapphicgiraffic yumyun hammerpaw was once bet that he couldn’t eat 20 lb of steak in an hour. He finished in 15 minutes and spent the rest of the time honing his mighty ax.