Mastodawn

Mr. Funk E. Dude

@Mrfunkedude

4.8K Followers

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60.2K Posts

Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Secular Buddhist. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

https://ko-fi.com/mrfunkedude

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Mr. Funk E. Dude 31m ago

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Spocko 47m ago

@Mrfunkedude Because in a parallel universe I would have a goatee & be evil. Or I would be a Nazi who paid to post on Twitter / X.

Mr. Funk E. Dude 50m ago

⚠️ Daq yIchu' Fediverse Daq law' qettaH Mastodon ghap Misskey — rut puS wa' DIS. chu' features neH chel software updates, 'ach je potlh Hung tI' ngaS. Daq SoH ngaq 'ej Qapchu' Qapchu', latest version platform yIlo'! #Mastodon #Missykey #Fediverse #ActivityPub #PixelFed #PeerTube #Loops #InfoSec #Security #InfoSecurity

Mr. Funk E. Dude 58m ago

Being this humble takes a lot of work.

You don’t deserve me.

Well maybe YOU do, but not everyone else.

Mr. Funk E. Dude 1h ago

Linux Is Best 1h ago

⚠️ Update Your Site

I've noticed that many sites on the Fediverse are running very outdated versions of Mastodon or Misskey — sometimes more than a year old.

Software updates don’t just add new features — they also include important security fixes. To keep your site secure and running smoothly, make sure you're using the latest version of your platform.

#Mastodon #Missykey #Fediverse #ActivityPub #PixelFed #PeerTube #Loops #InfoSec #Security #InfoSecurity

Mr. Funk E. Dude 1h ago

Tell me why I would’ve blocked you in a parallel universe.

Mr. Funk E. Dude 1h ago

Logan 5 and 666 others 2h ago

I’m trying really hard to be a glass-is-half-full kind of person, but the glass is half-full of shit.

Mr. Funk E. Dude 1h ago

Mjack 4h ago

Where were you when the edibles kicked in?

Mr. Funk E. Dude 1h ago

sophia ♥️6h ago

"oh yuck" -me, boosting your post

Mr. Funk E. Dude 6h ago

slop enjoyer 6h ago

if someone tried to shoot me with a gun i would simply say “no”. it is illegal to shoot me without my permission

Mr. Funk E. Dude 6h ago

The KurgBen 6h ago

Great work today, everyone. Excellent Mastodoning. I feel we really made a material difference. Like at those massive gigs when there are so many people jumping up and down it registers on the earthquake scale. But with words and opinions.