🌍🌎🌏 👋 “Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.” – Chief Seattle, Duwamish
Acknowledging that I live on the land of the #Atfalati tribe of the #Kalapuya people who inhabited this land before colonial settlers arrived
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Spammers have been programmatically creating accounts on Mastodon instances for years. Sometimes they post once and never again, sometimes they post on a schedule. Sometimes they never post, like a waiting botnet.
As Mastodon's anti-spam solutions are effectively nonexistent, most instances in our network require manual approval of new accounts. Up until recently, it was easy to spot a spammer; their join reasons were generic.
ChatGPT spammers have now arrived.
If you follow someone and you enjoy their posts but you don't like their boosts, you can hide just their boosts:
1. Click on their name or picture to go to their profile page
2. Click ⋯
2. Select "Hide Boosts"
If you change your mind, go back to their profile and select "Show Boosts".
You get exactly one of the following powers.
Choose wisely.
| Detect all Blåhaj within 3 miles | |
| Cute lost socks appear in your dryer (clean) | |
| Takeout never spoils in your fridge | |
| Know definitively if a lesbian is into you | |
| All seats conform perfectly to your ass | |
| Know definitively if it's just a fart beforehand | |
| Always have amazingly minty fresh breath | |
| Can always unsay the last thing you said | |
| Cat's understand you perfectly | |
| Your bites are always endearing | |
| Always know any person's favorite food | |
| Can sleep 8 hours consistently | |
| A human always answers your phone calls | |
| Weekends feel longer than weekdays | |
| Everything tastes like butter to your enemies |
Apparently Libre Office is free and contains no AI.
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