Mastodawn

Jazmyn Oyster Feb 10, 2024

A. Rivera Feb 2, 2024

>Fur Falling Off Elmo In Clumps After Asking Twitter Users How They Doing https://www.theonion.com/fur-falling-off-elmo-in-clumps-after-asking-twitter-use-1851216840

#BarelySatire #SesameStreet

Fur Falling Off Elmo In Clumps After Asking Twitter Users How They Doing

NEW YORK—Following his effort earlier this week to solicit thoughts from social media followers about their mental health, sources confirmed Thursday that fur had been falling off Elmo in clumps ever since the Sesame Street star asked Twitter users how they were doing. “Elmo make big mistake,” said the visibly shaking…

The Onion

Jazmyn Oyster Jun 28, 2023

Eric Topol Jun 27, 2023

An inhaled Covid vaccine booster was more than 5-fold effective for inducing neutralizing antibodies at 28-days, and more durable at 1-year, than shots, vs Omicron BA.5 in a randomized trial
https://thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(23)00350-X/fulltext

Jazmyn Oyster Apr 26, 2023

There are two of these data entry screens. These screens allow plant personnel to enter up to 372 readings over a four month period.
Attention to detail is critical when working with RIN Credits.
#biomethane
#rin
#metpro
#thermaloxidizer
#airliquide

Jazmyn Oyster Apr 24, 2023

@apexlegends Like my birthday cake?

Jazmyn Oyster Apr 24, 2023

My husband got me this cake for my 53rd birthday. :)
#ApexLegends #HappyBrithday #MiddleAgeGamer

Jazmyn Oyster Apr 20, 2023

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Coles Street Pothole Apr 20, 2023

@micahflee Keep track of the cable companies who might soon up their fees to pay Fox here: https://www.nofoxfee.com

#NoFoxFee

Jazmyn Oyster Apr 20, 2023

Axios Apr 19, 2023

Washington is set to become the 10th state to ban the sale of AR-15s and other guns it classifies as assault weapons.

The state House passed the assault weapons sales ban 56-42, sending it to Gov. Jay Inslee, who said he'll sign the bill into law. https://t.co/E18QrhcH9H

Washington set to become 10th state to ban assault weapons sales

The measure now heads to Gov. Jay Inslee, who's already said he'll sign it into law.

Axios

Jazmyn Oyster Apr 20, 2023

Litzz11 Apr 19, 2023

Texas teen at the supermarket accidentally opens the door to the wrong car. She’s shot.

Kansas City teen goes to get his little brothers and accidentally rings the doorbell of the wrong house. He’s shot.

Car full of teenagers looking for a party accidentally turns into the wrong driveway. They’re shot.

OH dad mistakes 16-y-o daughter for an intruder, shoots her. She died.

These stories happen every day in America and school security or mental health access won't solve them. Only #GunControl.

Jazmyn Oyster Apr 20, 2023

flexghost.Apr 19, 2023

Montana Republicans demand transgender house rep. Zooey Zephyr be censured for “inappropriate and uncalled-for language”.

What did Zooey say?

Facts.

"If you are denying gender-affirming care and forcing a trans child to go through puberty, that is tantamount to torture, and this body should be ashamed.

If you vote yes on this bill, I hope the next time you bow your heads in prayer, you see the blood on your hands."

Zooey is a hero.

#transrightsarehumanrights

Jazmyn Oyster Apr 20, 2023

ProPublica Apr 20, 2023

When GOP Attorneys General Embraced Jan. 6, Corporate Funders Fled.
Now They’re Back.
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Even as the Republican Attorneys General Association has leaned further into promoting Trumpism and sowing doubt about U.S. elections, major sponsors including #Amazon, #Walmart and #HomeDepot have resumed their contributions to the group.

#GOP #Elections #RAGA #AttorneysGeneral #Visa #CapitalOne #MasterCard #Intuit #Walgreens #GM #Altria #Comcast

https://www.propublica.org/article/raga-gop-jan6-amazon-walmart-comcast-contributions?utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

When GOP Attorneys General Embraced Jan. 6, Corporate Funders Fled. Now They’re Back.

Even as the Republican Attorneys General Association has leaned further into promoting Trumpism and sowing doubt about U.S. elections, major sponsors including Amazon, Walmart and Home Depot have resumed their contributions to the group.

ProPublica