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Gary 🐌
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"Bravely combatting imposter syndrome by being genuinely bad."
Socially awkward nerd who pretends to be younger than he actually is. An introvert who has learned to act extroverted to maintain a steady income, but would prefer to sit and play computer games and imbibe. Lover of goofy jokes and goofy people. Ex-conservative who finally saw the light.
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@LoganFive Jeez daddy, I don't wanna! Uncle Petey always sounds tipsy and wants me to sit on his lap when he sees me, the guy with the orange clown face yells a lot about how rich he is and how he can take people's cats, and the president dude keeps wanting me to say "hi" to him with some special wave.
Can't we just go back to playing that "Global Thermonuclear War" game? Uncle Vlad likes that too, and he always sends me nice presents!
Can't we just go back to playing that "Global Thermonuclear War" game? Uncle Vlad likes that too, and he always sends me nice presents!
@StillIRise1963 I'm so sorry. 😞
Alice McFlurry 
Trader Joe’s really dropped the ball when they named their tater tots “potato tots” instead of “trader tots.”
@authormiv Got my copy! Looking forward to launching into it finally now that the holidays are here. 😁🎄
@talia_christine Just call it “queso blanco.”
@xe1val Love at first QSO….
BenWhen I am King, we will throw politicians in a pit to be mauled by bears whilst I stand over the pit shouting that although things seem bad, actually everything is fine. As they're being thrown around and ripped to shreds I will blame the previous administration and assure them we're all doing everything we can and that any opposition to the bear is simply wokeness and have they tried not being mauled?
When I say I want to have kids in the future, I mean that I always want them to be at least two years away from wherever I am at the moment.