@LoganFive Jeez daddy, I don't wanna! Uncle Petey always sounds tipsy and wants me to sit on his lap when he sees me, the guy with the orange clown face yells a lot about how rich he is and how he can take people's cats, and the president dude keeps wanting me to say "hi" to him with some special wave.
Can't we just go back to playing that "Global Thermonuclear War" game? Uncle Vlad likes that too, and he always sends me nice presents!