Fake Scrum Stats Facts & Memes

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Scrum is fun and sometimes funny, just like your sprint plan. All statistics here are entirely fictitious and should not be taken seriously, just like your sprint plan.
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How we switched computers on and off in 90s (and 2000s)

2/2 No #SAFe, no #Scrum, is mandatory. You choose with the business & your team how to write the code and maintain contact and deliver working product piece by piece... You can organise that in x-amount of ways, whatever feels best for you & business & team.

That's #agile.

I was let go from my job yesterday. If you know anyone that has a need for a creative yet pragmatic #AgileCoach, #ScrumMaster, #ProductManager, #ProductOwner type of #Agile worker, let me know! (Boosts for reach appreciated!)