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Conny Duck 1h ago

Chris Petrilli 12h ago

Them: "We don't need junior engineers any more."

WHERE DO YOU THINK SENIOR ENGINEERS COME FROM? THE ENGINEER TREE?

Fucking idiots.

Mozilla right now.

@Vavassor wrote this comment almost 9 years ago (wow #Tusky is old). Today I am finally deleting this class 😅
#tuskydev

Conny Duck 3d ago

Zelda 🎀Feb 28

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

Conny Duck 3d ago

Neofox Snake (Classic)3d ago

game over!
score: 98
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Conny Duck 3d ago

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mhoye 5d ago

Because you don't have a "network interface card", you have an ARM cpu, maybe even a whole-ass ARM SOC, handling ethernet frames on one side and talking PCI on the other.

You don't even have SD cards, because "memory cards" don't exist. That terabyte of storage the size of your thumbnail you bought? That's an ARM CPU managing the wear levels on its crap-ass flash backing storage while pretending to be a hard drive on the other side.

You don't know how many computers are in your computer.

Conny Duck 6d ago