Mastodawn

Just some guy.

GED in 2011 at 17; no qualifications otherwise, at least literally on paper.

(╯°□°）╯︵ #gravy

#ADHD
#FOSS
#Music 🎵
#NewMexico 🇺🇸
#NixOS
#NM (see #NewMexico (🌶️))
#Qtile
#RustLang
(^ learning, or trying to)
#Tor
#TS (i.e., #TouretteSyndrome (😉))
#Unicycle
#YouTube

PGP Fingerprint: 62218b42c2f3488ac93eb1f6efb468f5395cb58d

PROFILE PICTURE ALT: "The Two Thousand Yard Stare" oil on canvas painting; Thomas C. Lea III, 1944

BANNER PICTURE ALT: Truman showing Chicago Daily Tribune "Dewey Defeats Truman" erroneous headline; Byron H. Rollins, 1948

Profile picture and banner picture are both public domain.

"Here's a rule of life: You don't get to pick what bad things happen to you."
—Rory Miller, "Meditations on Violence: A Comparison of Martial Arts Training & Real World Violence"

Pronouns	he/him
Keyoxide	https://keyoxide.org/aspe:keyoxide.org:4EFJOXFQNNMQP5PFM7PYQRPNSY
Signal	https://signal.me/#eu/ew7OLlFNlOm6AtauVz_RV3AGWySXd6pMRz-DHfEt6gLRTYSF0zxIBr_qtfrneQBk
Martix	https://matrix.to/#/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff:matrix.infosec.exchange
Just My Toots	https://justmytoots.com/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
DEF CON Social	https://defcon.social/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff

@pom

ALRIGHT. FINALLY.

The Moon is Waxing Crescent (2% of Full) 🌒

@sbourne @ai6yr

There usually is. 🤦‍♂️

@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff @ai6yr That water is moving fast! I suppose there's still somebody out there who would try to drive through it, tho.

I START #work ON MONDAY!

Officially scheduled as part of the opening crew for a little privately owned #peruvian restaurant as a cashier.

Also in a very rich neighborhood so I may end up being one of the most well paid cashiers in the world with tips.

I was relieved when the owner got back to me as I've had people hire me, then back out for whatever reason (they never tell you even if you ask).

Maybe Peruvian people are better for their word than #american ones.

#writing #happy

Any #networking people know how much residential ISPs pay for bandwidth these days? I wonder if mine is keeping an eye on me or if this is just normal in 2025 lol

ASN: AS19872
Location: Rose City, US
Added: 2025-07-19T20:51

#shodansafari #infosec

@ben Oooh, looks promising... Let's see