When I was 19 I tried to impress the woman who would become my first wife by cooking her dinner. I set garlic bread on fire in the oven.
I'm nearly 50 now and I've finally mastered making omelettes. Look at this shit. I made this.
Juanita piquaqnte pepper chopped, siracha in the eggs and drizzle.
FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
Donald Trump's 'Major Announcement' Is Grifty NFT Project
The Trump NFTs feature poorly imposed images of a cartoon Trump face on the bodies of figures like astronauts, fighter-pilots, and cowboys.
Each of the digital cards costs $99, and with your purchase comes a chance to win a Trumpian getaway—along with a chance to meet the former president.
#news #uspol #usa #poliitics #Trump #scam #NFT #grift #GQP #Cult45
https://www.thedailybeast.com/knives-are-already-out-for-donald-trumps-ill-advised-nft-project
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