Criswell

@AmazingCriswell
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@confusedbunny @AtariSTMusic yeah I discovered that pretty quickly 😄
@AtariSTMusic oh no... this may be my new station while I work 😄

When I was 19 I tried to impress the woman who would become my first wife by cooking her dinner. I set garlic bread on fire in the oven.

I'm nearly 50 now and I've finally mastered making omelettes. Look at this shit. I made this.

Juanita piquaqnte pepper chopped, siracha in the eggs and drizzle.

#SundayMorning #Breakfast #Omelette #Spicy

2023 is off to a great start #mccarthy #gop
says the guy understaffing an IT department
priceless.

@ComicContext so his legs just kind of hang there when he sits?

This knowledge makes me uncomfortable...

hear me out... "pope hammer"
Being an adult means you have to make everyone breakfast before going downstairs to play the video games you got for Christmas

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.