Steven HoeferThe amazing thing about the Softbank golden goose thing is that one can use literally any meme template to dunk on it. (Literally!)
For (low effort) example:
Y’all are making me laugh. I’m probably burning a few followers by boosting so many SoftBank goose memes, but I need a laugh.
humanadverb@troublewithwords I love these days when social media invents a new dumb hilarious thing.
This one is so good.
Ryan@troublewithwords you really need followers that can't laugh about this?
@fullywoolly I think some folks are just out of goose value.
@troublewithwords now that's just Honkers!
Patsy (she/her)@troublewithwords
To the tune of YMCA
SoftBank, you must value the goose, I said
SoftBank, don't just value the eggs
SoftBank, internal mechanism
It's se.VEN.ty.four.mi.nus.three
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@troublewithwords it's good to see this sort of thing still happening, the Internet isn't dead yet! 🪿
@Lazarou It really is.
Third spruce tree on the left
Where is my mood organ?@tezoatlipoca @troublewithwords I do not lie when I tell you I saw McKellen on stage in London playing the lead in a panto of Mother Goose.
Oblomov@tezoatlipoca @troublewithwords softbank presentation about not killing the goose that makes golden eggs
Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)
@jaredwhite @troublewithwords oh that's a good one.
Nathan Vander Wilt
Delta Sierra@troublewithwords I went a bit more esoteric with my memery, I hope it satisfies!
Steve Purcell
pedestrian cyclist
Ozzelot 
Deborah Pickett
nico OS
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
Ktbsupremo 🔜EMF Camp 2026@odoruhako @troublewithwords maybe the real value of the goose was the friends we made along the way?
bitsavers@ktbsupremo @odoruhako @troublewithwords
https://www.ft.com/content/1daf6066-885e-4acd-bda9-c51d85587875
too many eggs in the wrong baskets
counting their hyper-intelligent goslings before they hatch?
future exponential "go up" not predictable based on previous results.
@ktbsupremo @odoruhako @troublewithwords
"the friends we made along the way?"
"Deputy Dan has no friends"
Eric A. Meyer
Stylus
@stylus Excellent!
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Nick Appleton
aburka 🫣
Schadenfreude
Eli the Bearded
Gothcolipede // 🇵🇸 🩷💜💙
@Agx04gtetra Thank you! This was one meme I was struggling with!
Kat S
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