The amazing thing about the Softbank golden goose thing is that one can use literally any meme template to dunk on it. (Literally!)

For (low effort) example:

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued

Any meme template at all. Just go for it.
(Even more low effort)
@Agx04gtetra @troublewithwords
:slaps roof of goose:
You can fit so m-
:screaming commences: