The amazing thing about the Softbank golden goose thing is that one can use literally any meme template to dunk on it. (Literally!)

For (low effort) example:

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued

Any meme template at all. Just go for it.
(Even more low effort)
@troublewithwords it's good to see this sort of thing still happening, the Internet isn't dead yet! 🪿
@Lazarou It really is.