Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SecureOwl/116806767345470213
When returning your work laptop, don't forget to leave IT a little stroopwafel... as a treat!
The Orange Theme@catsalad So THAT'S what that tray is for!
Nuclear Oatmeal 
And now we know what happened to us-west-2
Krishean Draconis@catsalad oh, i remember when laptops had built-in cupholders
Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲
The Guy That Umapyois Umas@catsalad Wasn't it for storing cookies????????
Kelson
Christopher Brown
Coldforge
Tock@Coldforge @catsalad Just leave them a scratch-card.
Internet Ham - The Peter Serafinowicz Show
Dany 
ROTOPE~1 ⭐️@catsalad ohhh it's so good when you eject a fresh one and the caramel is all gooey 😋
Cassandrich@catsalad They still make laptops with slide-out cup holders??
Jens Finkhäuser@catsalad That's probably a good storage medium if you encode every bit as either long- or short chain carbohydrate. The storage density would be insane.
Ygor
Eric Bono
samcarter@EricBono Not a waffle, but close: https://youtu.be/ID93LVi1fZs?t=5
3D printed pancakes
Tom Head
Aeáro, a SeaWyrm 
Nobody makes laptops with stroopwafel trays anymore. It's quite sad.
fraggle
Mizuki :3 
Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷@catsalad Mein Gott! How old is this laptop? A cd drawer😯
nixCraft 🐧
Nazo
Kura 
:kura_explode:@catsalad my work laptop only has usbc ports.
not enough space for a stroopwaffel
not enough space for a stroopwaffel
@kura only very, very tiny stroopwafel :(
abadidea
Leeloo@0xabad1dea @catsalad
Oh yeah? Well I have used a laptop vent to heat up / melt a chocolate bar.
... Not on purpose, though.
Jay@0xabad1dea @catsalad Back in the days of CRT monitors, I had a monster 17" screen that generated sufficient heat so as to properly warm two poptarts in their foil pouch just in time for a mid-morning snack 😋
Pino Carafa@catsalad hmmmmm lekker. Een stroopwafel.
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Timothy Wolodzko@catsalad in THIS climate??
unixjunk1e 🌵"Why did you overclock your Core I9 so much?"
or,
"Look ma! This thrift store laptop comes with a waffle maker!"
llanciawn
gaytabase@catsalad when did you last get a laptop with a cd drive? have they got you on a decade old machine?
Tóth Gábor Baltazár@tthbaltazar @catsalad lying around the flat, most the laptops from last decade do not have cd rom drives.
@tthbaltazar @catsalad yeah and we have two macbooks here from the second half of that decade without cdrom drives.
Luck Goddess 🌒🌕🌘 (They/She)@tthbaltazar @dysfun @catsalad that’s consumer devices. business laptops have gotten rid of this stuff way earlier, mostly since they also got smaller earlier and getting rid of the optical drive was a good way to do that
xs4me2
Ben Rush@catsalad @SecureOwl Stroopwafels, crepes, Swedish pancakes, or scallion pancakes if you think they'll prefer something more umami
Jan v/d Broek
Aria <3 
Jörg H.
Inanna🇵🇸 
phozzy
faxmodem