Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SecureOwl/116806767345470213
When returning your work laptop, don't forget to leave IT a little stroopwafel... as a treat!
unixjunk1e 🌵"Why did you overclock your Core I9 so much?"
or,
"Look ma! This thrift store laptop comes with a waffle maker!"