here internet.
im just gonna go ahead and assume youll want this for monday
@Viss Ouch

@farah @Viss

yeah i need i big red button close by, very close by, for instant shutoff. otherwise... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

@benroyce @farah @Viss The complete lack of safety protocols troubles me. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
@Viss is there a smash or a rage room in SoCal that has one?
@vandorb12 oh thats a gold question
@Viss that should be called the entropy machine!
@Viss cor. it's the raw Chinesium ore being processed
@evilstevie @Viss cherished both for its flexibility and its brittleness at the same time, few materials have that.
@passwordsarehard4 @Viss it's the vaguely pre-oiled aroma that lets you know that torque is Not Your Friend
@Viss that man dressed for the occasion

@h2onolan @Viss

Yep. Here I was trying to figure out why that one guy is wearing a suit? I mean, good call, but like is this just something any joe schmoe can walk up to and throw scrap into?

@IrrationalMethod @h2onolan @Viss access is cheap, the power washing afterwards is where they make all the money. Very discreet, priced accordingly.
@Viss Will It Blend? Megamaxxer Edition
@Viss thanks. The windshiled is my favourite !

@romaintb @Viss Turns out that one is really easy to try at home. Just slightly score the glass and bam, safety glass just basically explodes.

Totally not speaking from unfortunate experience. Nope. Definitely not... ๐Ÿ˜‡

@romaintb @Viss (In my defense, I had no way of knowing it would be safety glass! It was a piece taken from a cabinet with glass doors. Who knew they actually thought of using safety glass!)
@Viss why are these videos so so satisfying

@Viss

Poor Clark Kent. Ouch!

@Viss And now I wonder what would happen, if I put one of those machines into the other. Both running. Fight!

@Viss

would be perfect for billionaires

@randomized @Viss
Re: billionaires: A wood chipper is simpler and would do the job.
@mtconleyuk @randomized @Viss
sold. Wood chipper it is then.

@Viss We're very good at making things that destroy.

But the little crunchy-crunch noises are very satisfying.

@Viss this is an EntropyVariator
@Viss Good looking out. Appreciate ya'.
@Viss No, the bicycles didn't deserve this! A Cybertruck on the other hand...
@brunogirin @Viss I also feel bad for the bicycles.
@MLE_online @brunogirin this seems to be the dominant sentiment, but i'd point out this is seemingly in china, so im betting for every one they shred, 15 new ones appear
@Viss @brunogirin They should be charitable and send them to Americans who can't afford $50,000 for a new car
@brunogirin @Viss I feel like at least some of those bikes were salvageable, too. And the balance bike, definitely.

@Viss

i want this 24/7, every day!

@Viss I want a massive one with a sign on the front reading "free suspension lift for your ultramaxxxxed SUV!"

In rolls the ranger raptor, out rolls the sensible Kei truck with the same person and gear capacity at half the weight and a quarter of the engine size...

File under "things billionaires should be doing instead of whatever egregious [redacted] they think they're entitled to"

@Viss so sad watching the little kiddy bikes going in. That first one fought so valiantly.
@Viss
Also, watch this amazing new 3D printer!
@brouhaha @Viss
I love the way the freshly printed objects seem to struggle into existence like hatching baby chicks. The auto wheel especially is poetry in (reverse) motion.
@brouhaha @Viss
The only problem is that you have to walk backwards in order to use it...
@brouhaha @Viss that's definitely AI!
@brouhaha @Viss I'm very disappointed that the reversed version doesn't have audio
@brouhaha @Viss i want to buy one entropy reversing machine please
@crouton @Viss
All 3D printers are capable of, upon suitable material and energy input, causing a very localized decrease in entropy. The one in this video is just a little more general.

@brouhaha @Viss

Please ask ai about this printer ! ๐Ÿ˜„

@brouhaha @Viss

cc: @ai6yr is going to need one of these to make more bikes to restore.

Also, check out the top of this thread.

@MHowell @Viss @ai6yr
As with most 3D printers, for best results, some manual finishing steps are required after the printing. Objects from this 3D printer, being printed from a wider than usual range of materials, may consequently require a wider variety of finishing steps.

@Viss

I feel like he should be wearing some eye protection. ๐Ÿ˜ต

@Viss how many of them have ordered mafia?
@Viss We need one for billionaires.
@Viss JFC that's terrifying. Especially the kids' bikes.
@Viss It always has the energy of Who Framed Roger Rabbitโ€™s dip to me ๐Ÿ˜… @nixCraft
@Viss
That's gonna leave a mark.
@sloanlance @Viss don't worry about it, they'll polish out.

@Viss

Me, watching this: omg please for the love of god put on some safety goggles