cubist21h ago
Nanoraptor

there should be a boy band called rsync who are really good at backups

๐ŸŽถgirl if the world crashes tonight
all the stars fall out of sight
got a copy of your smile
stored safely for a while
three copies, two locations
off-site no complications
babe i loved you so much more
when i tested your restore

Jun 7 at 12:22amWeb
Show threadEfi (nap pet) ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ’ค1d ago
@NanoRaptor excellent
Show threadian1d ago
@NanoRaptor ๐Ÿ‘
Show threadThe Uberduck1d ago

@NanoRaptor

Don't wanna merge a pull from you
Add another exploit to the issue queue
Don't update me; Claude's my alibi
Baby vibe vibe vibe (vibe vibe)

Don't wanna have to read this cruft
I'll let GPT write all the hairy stuff
Pipeline passes so it must be right
Baby vibe vibe vibe (oh no)

Show threadNanoraptor1d ago

@uberduck

girl you said we'd always be
then you rm -rf'd me
thought our love was gone forever
but i had snapshots back to december

Show threadRenรฉ Dario1d ago
@uberduck @NanoRaptor very good
Show threadMatt Palmer1d ago
@NanoRaptor they'd go great for about 30 years, then their original manager comes out of retirement and releases a terrible new AI slop single that sounds like cats screwing on a tin roof. Some of their fans desert them, while others claim that this atonal wailing is the future of music.
Show threadPatrick Loftus ๐Ÿ––1d ago

@NanoRaptor

Rsync - We are backup vocals only.

Show threadPlan A to Y20h ago
@pwloftus @NanoRaptor
Async - every member records their part separately
Vsync - the music is less performant but has less tearing
Desync - the timing is way off
I'm sure there are more jokes that could be made here
Show threadPaul Hoffman1d ago

@NanoRaptor
๐ŸŽถI even kept all the permissions and dates
So in the future I can keep it all straight

(Sorry for using "straight" during Pride Month...)

Show threadmฤnas ๐ŸคŽ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ1d ago

@NanoRaptor

this is terrible

i love it

Show threadphooky1d ago
@NanoRaptor just as ntalk succeeded talk, and then ytalk succeeded ntalk, I believe we will soon see rsync replaced by nsync and eventually ysynk
Show threaddiffie1d ago
@NanoRaptor imagines this as stereotypical AI slop music โ€‹โ€‹
Show threadmuddle1d ago

@NanoRaptor Lots of Copies Keeps Stuff Safe.

#LOCKSS

Show threadKilla Koala1d ago
@NanoRaptor In few years they're revealed as AI deepfakes and their fans all need therapy. After years of lawsuits the band's management send the fans credit notes for 5000 tokens to be used with their chatbot of choice.
Show threadAlex von Kitchen1d ago
@NanoRaptor suggests a terrible NSYNC cover band called DESYNC
Show threadArthur van der Harg1d ago
@Dangerous_beans @NanoRaptor NACK?
Show threadRupert V/1d ago
@NanoRaptor There should be a boy band called ASYNC who vary the set list every night so you never know when it's going to end.
On the plus side, you can get started on the after party as soon as they start playing.
Show threadMousa Al Bateh | Cloud Security & Architect1d ago
@NanoRaptor wow that's amazing! Never imagined best practices turned into a song but kudos!
Show threadKee Hinckley1d ago
@NanoRaptor Unfortunately, to keep it on theme, after the release of their first album it would turn out that it was AI generated.
Show threadScott Murray 1d ago
@NanoRaptor bravissimo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadHelge1d ago
@NanoRaptor Their ill-advised reunion tour is a huge disappointment to fans. Their new material is uninspired, and they keep messing up the lyrics when performing their old hits.
Show threadMartha Bridegam1d ago

@NanoRaptor

Wow, as if Thomas Pynchon was young again and had a better sense of humor.

Show threadSimon Zerafa1d ago

@NanoRaptor

The number 1 hit would be "Restore my Love" ๐Ÿ˜‰

Show threadSimon Zerafa23h ago

@NanoRaptor

I promise you, Iโ€™ll mirror your world,
Every little byte, yeah, you're my girl,
Through my data cable, fast or slow,
I will never let your data go,
Syncing my heart to your destination,
Baby, youโ€™re my media rotation!

๐Ÿ˜‰

Show threadmirabilos๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›23h ago
@NanoRaptor too late, itโ€™s slop now
Show threadRay McCarthy23h ago
@NanoRaptor
I use rsync most days. Sometimes more than once in a day. Not at all if no content created or no downloads.
Show threadvolcanic gamer19h ago
@NanoRaptor with the way rsync seems to be going this boyband's career ends due to them using suno ai to release music
Show threadN0tSure19h ago
@NanoRaptor And she said "Ssh!... and she said Ssh!"
Show threadJulius Welby17h ago

@NanoRaptor

You say my name, my disk skips a sector,
I start talking rubbish like a garbage collector,
I want to keep your data safe, you know that I love you.
My feelings are compliant with ISO 27002.