there should be a boy band called rsync who are really good at backups
🎶girl if the world crashes tonight
all the stars fall out of sight
got a copy of your smile
stored safely for a while
three copies, two locations
off-site no complications
babe i loved you so much more
when i tested your restore
Don't wanna merge a pull from you
Add another exploit to the issue queue
Don't update me; Claude's my alibi
Baby vibe vibe vibe (vibe vibe)
Don't wanna have to read this cruft
I'll let GPT write all the hairy stuff
Pipeline passes so it must be right
Baby vibe vibe vibe (oh no)
girl you said we'd always be
then you rm -rf'd me
thought our love was gone forever
but i had snapshots back to december
Nanoraptor
The Uberduck