Mastodawn

there should be a boy band called rsync who are really good at backups

🎶girl if the world crashes tonight
all the stars fall out of sight
got a copy of your smile
stored safely for a while
three copies, two locations
off-site no complications
babe i loved you so much more
when i tested your restore

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Matt Palmer

@NanoRaptor they'd go great for about 30 years, then their original manager comes out of retirement and releases a terrible new AI slop single that sounds like cats screwing on a tin roof. Some of their fans desert them, while others claim that this atonal wailing is the future of music.