I keep running into situations with my Apple devices that make me think nobody with decisional power at Apple lives in the same dimension as I do.
Apparently in their dimension, nobody they know ever dies so there’s no need to enter death dates into Contacts to stop Calendar from celebrating someone’s birthday.
In their world, the neighbours live far enough that there is never interference and the Apple TV remote never ever randomly stops working for 20 seconds at a time.
At Apple, everybody has multiple pointing devices lying around everywhere so it’s no problem at all for the mouse USB port to be located where that makes it unusable during charge.
Beings that dwell at Apple don’t have elderly relatives so you see they never need to control someone’s iPad remotely to perform any maintenance task at all.
Speaking of mobile devices, everyone in Cupertino also has a computer so if an iOS update can’t install for lack of space, this can always be worked around by updating via a computer, you know.