Paul Hoffman

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Old Skool Internet geek, particularly DNS. I have worked at ICANN since 2015. Pronouns: us/y’all.

The #Cambridge Longfellow Bridge next to #MIT (temporarily honored as the "Shortfellow Bridge") has been measured with "side-scan sonar" with a new measurement unit, the Klein:

https://news.mit.edu/2026/new-unit-of-measurement-honors-influential-mit-alumnus-0512

1 klein = .85820896 smoots

A new unit of measurement to honor an influential MIT alumnus

In a nod to the prank that first introduced the smoot, an MIT team rolls out the “klein” in homage to Martin Klein ’62 and playfully renames a beloved Charles River span the “Shortfellow Bridge.”

MIT News | Massachusetts Institute of Technology

This is a great example of why having nerds do deep-dive research outside their normal areas of expertise can lead to excellent results that can possibly change national policy:

"Why your asthma inhaler is so expensive (in the US)"
https://educatedguesswork.org/posts/asthma-inhaler-pricing/

Why your asthma inhaler is so expensive (in the US)

It starts with the ozone hole...

So people are totally now using AI models for regular stuff that you can do via shell scripts and cron, because why do something for free when you can burn tokens and at the same time actively forget how to use the normal tools at your disposal?

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I've been running Follow the Crypto since 2024. Today I'm relaunching it as Tech Influence Watch, expanded to cover AI political spending alongside crypto. They’ve spent more than $400 million this election cycle, and now you can follow it in close to real time.

https://influence.citationneeded.news/

Here’s the full story behind the Tech Influence Watch launch, including what I found while building it and why it matters now: https://www.citationneeded.news/tech-influence-watch/

#crypto #cryptocurrency #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #USpol #USpolitics #CitationNeededNewsletter

Tech Influence Watch

Tracking cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence industry influence on 2026 elections in the United States.

Tech Influence Watch
I am not an expert. I am an old person with opinions. There’s a difference.

Dragon Dads (https://dragondads.org/) is a group of dads and other caregivers who are affirming and supportive of LGTBQIA+ kids. One of their big activities is going to #pride events and giving out free dad hugs. Many of them have been doing this for 10 years or more. This was my first time.

Let me tell you, I saw, and felt, absolutely everything.

There was someone who squealed when they saw the booth and did a ten yard sprint to catch me in a flying hug. There were people who walked by several times before they timidly came up and asked for a hug.

There were people who wanted long hugs, side hugs, pats on the back, fist bumps. (We have a menu.) People who don't like hugs, but were nonetheless thrilled that we were doing it.

People told me that their dads had passed away, refused to have anything to do with them, or that they had had to cut their own dads off. One told me "I miss my dad", and when I said I was so sorry, they said "he's in Arizona".

There was an elderly person in a wheelchair who told us how their alcoholic father used to beat them, then told us all the things they had accomplished in life in spite of him, just to show him.

There were people who trembled. People who sobbed. People who melted.

A giant dude in one of those neoprene dog masks (with my permission) grabbed me in a great big hug and lifted me off the ground.

I leaned down to hug people in wheelchairs, and stretched up to hug a woman who I swear was seven feet tall.

Some people stayed to chat, or to cool off in our misting fan in the blistering heat. Others got a hug and left quickly, tears in their eyes and a "thank you" on their lips.

Absolutely everyone who wanted a hug got one.

I've signed up for more events.

@paul_ipv6 @petrillic @SecureOwl

This trip down memory lane does raise a question.

Does anyone have a copy of the old ATT/Bellcore/Telcordia Network Verification Testing standard that I could beg, borrow, buy?

I still take that as one of the best written standards for 'how do I make sure that things don't fail'. And I'd love to spend some time rebuilding it into something relevant for today's critical infrastructure.

@byorgey I just wanted you to know that I read http://ozark.hendrix.edu/~yorgey/forest/00FD/index.xml out loud to my students today at the end of the last day of my PL course, and several of them told me that it spoke to them. Thank you (again) for putting it into words.

"PCSK9 Might Kill You - Should We Disable It?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0xl0oIjKB4

Not to be confused with:
"PKCS #9: Selected Object Classes and Attribute Types Version 2.0"
https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc2985/

PCSK9 Might Kill You - Should We Disable It?

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Srsly, do I have a sign taped to my back that says “Ask me about AI”? Could I just have the “Kick me” sign back instead?