If all the genAI tools are as great and beloved as the corps would want us to believe, there would be no reason to force feed it to us.
From the people who brought you Reply Guys…introducing Just Guys.
Dropbox buggy? Just host your own fileserver.
Rent too high? Just buy a house.
Feeling sad? Just go for a 5k.
Oppressed? Just stop complaining.
When every problem is a Jira ticket...
I just want to bring up a brief point. I see a whole lot of extremist MAGA politicians asking us patriots whether or not we "believe that illegal immigrants should be afforded due process the same as a US citizen".
The correct answer to that question is NO.
No, as in NO, I don't "BELIEVE" that, for the same reason I don't "believe" that 1+1=2, or that the word "Dog" starts with a "D". It's not a question of belief. It's just a straight up FACT that the United States Constitution in the Fifth Amendment says "...nor shall ANY PERSON be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process".
"Any person" is not subject to the whims of belief, interpretation, or manipulation. It means any person.
Me, 1996: No, "Goodtimes" is a hoax, an email can't run computer code or give you a virus
Me, 2000, miserable: Microsoft did something weird and now emails can give you a virus. Bubbleboy is real
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Me, 2010: No, the "Enhance" bit from CSI is not real. There aren't algorithms that can add information to an image.
Me, 2025, miserable: Microsoft did something weird and now the "Enhance" button is real, but the details are fake. Law enforcement IS using it and innocent people will go to prison