David ‮ yensiRMay 14
Natasha πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

While most puns make me feel numb.

Math puns make me feel number

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Show threadSister Lucy FurMay 13
@Natasha_Jay Ugh! No Ο€ for you!
Show threadBjΓΆrn BerkholzMay 13
@Natasha_Jay 🀭
Show threadJJ β˜€οΈMay 13
@Natasha_Jay @Wallflower Math puns make me numb, too
Show threadCynethrythMay 13

@Natasha_Jay

This pun made me produce a long, audible sine

Show threadNu ModularMay 13
@Natasha_Jay You've scored a very high enumberating!
Show threadπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Dianne SMay 13
@Natasha_Jay A prime example of a composite (numb + er) pun.
Show threadgunstickMay 14
@dfs_comedy @Natasha_Jay very rational
Show threadChris JagsMay 13

@Natasha_Jay

Marsupial puns make me feel numbat

Show threadpmonks (330ppm)May 13
@Natasha_Jay folx i think weve just found the final boss dad
Show threadplanetscapeMay 13
@Natasha_Jay ::groan::
Show threadFeloniousPunkMay 13
@Natasha_Jay @courtcan Take my boost, then beat it kid
Show threadisolMay 14

@Natasha_Jay

Your 'number' won!
I'm number too.

Show threadGary HoustonMay 14
@Natasha_Jay puns about math puns make me feel impressed.
Show threadScott WilliamsMay 14
@Natasha_Jay it’s kind of hard to take you serially
Show threadottawasteph πŸ•ŠοΈMay 14
@Natasha_Jay Fuck off! 🀣
Show threadMatilda LoveMay 14
@Natasha_Jay i try to find ways to stay positive
Show threadLain (Deergirl arc 🦌)May 14
@Natasha_Jay you are an artist
Show thread√-Κ‡oΙΎΙ™uɐnΙΎ (Etaoin Shrdlu)May 14
@Natasha_Jay
| number | = numbest
Show threadJohn Carlsen πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³πŸ‡±πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊMay 14

@Natasha_Jay

It figures

Show threadSpockoMay 14

@Natasha_Jay
What did the zero say to the 8?
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Nice belt!

Show threadRicardo HarvinMay 14

@Natasha_Jay

::slow clap:: πŸ‘πŸΏ

Show threadAllan ChowMay 14
@Natasha_Jay oh no
Show threadts πŸš‡May 14
@Natasha_Jay omg it took me hours to get this lol
Show threadsam May 14
I taught my infant son calculus. Now he can derive his own formula.
Show threadPeter Kisner β‰ˆMay 14
@sam @Natasha_Jay
An event that will live in enfamil.
Show threadyour auntifa liza πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· πŸ¦› 🦦May 14
@Natasha_Jay ihatechu for making me laugh
Show threadChristine MalecMay 14
@Natasha_Jay Damn! I hate puns but yours almost always make me snort.
Show threadAnthony DavidMay 14

@Natasha_Jay

Puns are the highest form of wit, but maths puns are the supremum of puns.

Show threadGrumpyDad πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈMay 14
@Natasha_Jay It's a calculated risk to read them for sure
Show threadSimon ZerafaMay 14

@Natasha_Jay

Q. What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long?
A. A Ο€-thon!

πŸ™‚πŸ––

Show threadgunstickMay 14

@simonzerafa @Natasha_Jay
Also works as

What do you call a snake that weighs 3141.5 kg?

Show threadFrank QuednauMay 14
@Natasha_Jay this should be an integral part of dad joke teachings.
But let’s not get hyperbolic.
Show threadDread Pirate John Scab🚫May 14
@Natasha_Jay your feelings are unreal and negative and imaginary and complex
Show threadbent0_b0x πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆMay 14
@Natasha_Jay 🀭
Show threadPxl PhileMay 14
@Natasha_Jay for real
Show threadicasticoMay 14

@Natasha_Jay

Heteronym content always makes me feel content

Show threadDavid GoldfieldMay 14
@twynn @Natasha_Jay Oh, these puns are surely a sine of things to come.
Show threadScott FrancisMay 15
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