Chris Jags

@ChrisJagged
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World-curious Canadian. Author of pulptastic fantasy, dark fantasy and even a bit of sci-fi-lite!

Mythology, folklore, indie games and horror movies are my jam, but this isn't a 'themed' account so I may talk about anything that's on my mind.

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Imagine if our ancestors had all tried to hide from Sabertooth tigers by pretending to be rocks.

Today, we'd all look like rocks and the hottest people in the world would be judged by how rock-like they looked

#Evolution

#ScribesAndMakers ~ Do you ever read out loud, either to yourself or someone else?

Sometimes at the end of a long reading session I'll mutter a few words aloud so I can concentrate on them. It's when I know when to stop.

Man, I figured Pragmata would be a reasonably straight-forward shooter, but it demands some serious multitasking in battle

#gaming #pragmata

This masterpiece was in an old (early 90s) Groo comic and seems oddly applicable to US red states today:

#FreeSpeech #BannedBooks #poem #censorship

Which popular singer's voice do you find most unlistenable? And why?

Go to town, I can take it if you pick one of my favorite singers ๐Ÿ˜„

#music #mastomusic #rock #pop #hipHop #country #blues #folk #metal

Which popular singer's voice do you find most unlistenable? And why?

Go to town, I can take it if you pick one of my favorite singers ๐Ÿ˜„

#music #mastomusic #rock #pop #hipHop #country #blues #folk #metal

@GrahamDowns There's no question that it sucks, and I would not be surprised if there's a lot of "rethinking" going on over at D2D given the reaction (which frankly they should have expected, it's not like small authors are actually profitable or anything, they should know that.)

And nature abhors a vacuum: https://mastodon.social/@ChrisJagged/116411188115664049

@ChrisJagged Absolutely, I cringe anytime I see someone in high heels. Besides, if you need to run away from a monster you know you're gonna break a heel, fall down, and the monster will get you.

Sooo. Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring are all getting movies or TV shows, but NOT Dark Souls?

They really are just trolling my fave From soft series at this point...

#gaming #TV #movies #DarkSouls #Bloodborne #Sekiro #EldenRing