Elio Campitelli
LorenHave you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation
David Nash@loren Have you bought a bunch of stars that seem close together in the sky, but many of them actually weren’t close to each other in space? You may be entitled to constellation.
Sebastian Crane 🏳️⚧️
HighlandLawyer
patrislav ♾️ #RIPNatenom@HighlandLawyer Do you have multiple kittens? If so, you may be entitled to concatenation
@seabass @dpnash @loren
@seabass @dpnash @loren
David S@patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren have you purchased lots of confusing things? You may be entitled to obfuscation
World Basement Classic@Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.
@diffrentcolours Have you read a bunch of weird puns, each more nonsensical than the previous one? You might be entitled to consternation.
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Have you purchased a selection of 7" singles, all by different artists who somehow manage to sound the same as each other? Do you have an unused TDK SA90? If so, you may be entitled to make a compilation.
Have you purchased a selection of 7" singles, all by different artists who somehow manage to sound the same as each other? Do you have an unused TDK SA90? If so, you may be entitled to make a compilation.
Alex Rodríguez@dec23k @diffrentcolours @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren have you recently received abdominal surgery? You may be entitled to constipation
C++ Wage Slave@Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren
Have you purchased a subscription to a meditation app? You may be entitled to contemplation.
arawr
Frank Heijkamp@loren
In all honesty I always call it vaporware.
In all honesty I always call it vaporware.
o Antóni 
Arapalla
UkeleleEric@loren You're a king, as you certainly reign with this pun.
Daz
MightyBigCar@loren you seem to have precipitated a punderstorm.
xs4me2
Gabs
tetchy af@loren @darkphoenix have you tried a new fad diet that wreaked havoc on your digestive system? You may be entitled to constipation.
sarpau
cloud – Listening to 153 LW/AM –@loren hey i ain't condensing to anyone >:3
Benny Sbaitso@loren Top shelf joke 😙👌
Splinux 
J$
Ben Haylock 
Have you recently been slightly concerned and wary about something?
You may be entitled to trepidation.
Geoff
@@loren thanks, almost sprayed tea all over the table. I needed humour like this 😊
Vincent 🌻🇪🇺 en 🌹☘️@loren Have you not been eating enough dietary fiber, you may be entitled to constipation
nathanlovestrees
Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈 🐈 ❄️
Leo Schuldiner🤘🏼
jincy quones@loren Cirrusly?!
R.L. LE
Level 98 🇺🇦@loren Have you recently purchased a bottle of wine you mistakenly thought had been blessed?
You may be entitled to consecration.
SnoopJ 🔜 #PyConUS