Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation
@loren Have you bought a bunch of stars that seem close together in the sky, but many of them actually weren’t close to each other in space? You may be entitled to constellation.

Have you purchased a selection of distinct items, which is a subset of items you already had? If so, you may be entitled to combination

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Have you got a superior attitude due to having accumulated an excessive quantity of wealth? If so, you may be entitled to condescension.
@HighlandLawyer Do you have multiple kittens? If so, you may be entitled to concatenation
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@patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren have you purchased lots of confusing things? You may be entitled to obfuscation
@Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.

@diffrentcolours Have you read a bunch of weird puns, each more nonsensical than the previous one? You might be entitled to consternation.

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