@loren Have you bought a bunch of stars that seem close together in the sky, but many of them actually weren’t close to each other in space? You may be entitled to constellation.

@seabass @dpnash @loren
Have you got a superior attitude due to having accumulated an excessive quantity of wealth? If so, you may be entitled to condescension.

@HighlandLawyer Do you have multiple kittens? If so, you may be entitled to concatenation
@seabass @dpnash @loren

@patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren have you purchased lots of confusing things? You may be entitled to obfuscation

@Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.

@diffrentcolours @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren
Have you purchased a selection of 7" singles, all by different artists who somehow manage to sound the same as each other? Do you have an unused TDK SA90? If so, you may be entitled to make a compilation.