BREAKING: Israel's parliament has approved the death penalty BY HANGING as the default for Palestinians convicted of murdering Israelis

Meanwhile, multiple human rights orgs including Israeli orgs like B'TSalem confirm that Israelis kill Palestinians with impunity and face no accountabilty.

This is what apartheid looks like and shame on anyone gaslighting otherwise

Right wing tech bros: we love Star Trek but it's too woke nowadays. Too preachy. Kirk's show wasn't like this.

Average TOS episode: AI is bad and should never be allowed to run a society. Also, make peace because nationalism kills and every life form must be respected equally.

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A stoned hippie tourist flies in to Australia for a holiday. Immigration officer looks at him and asks “Have you ever been convicted of a crime?”

Stoned tourist replies: Is that…is that still a requirement to enter Australia?

In an updated writing version of this meme I vividly hallucinate 1s and 0s onto liquid crystals.

The future is now! 😂

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Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A Labracadabrador.

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