I was at my apartment's gym and this bro kept dropping his weights from about 2โ€“3 feet above the ground and after the fourth loud bang I kind of lost it and went over to him and said:

"If you're not capable of lifting that weight without dropping it, then you're not capable of lifting that weight."

So I guess Iโ€™m never leaving my apartment ever again.

I spent the rest of my time on the elliptical thinking of a nicer way I could have said it, but what's done is done.

The good news is that was the last time he dropped his weight.

@Alice imo your phrasing was perfect. Certainly good enough that I'll be adopting it for my encounters
@Alice Result! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™Œ
And I think your phrasing was spot on.
@Alice
Perfectly done. No need for reexamination.

I get annoyed by a lot of things, but I rarely say anything and mostly just take to mastodon to talk smack about people, but this guy needed a lesson in gym etiquette.

I also just remembered an encounter at a brewery last weekend where a lady was sitting alone at a table next to us and FaceTiming with someone at full volume and this other guy walked by and told her it was rude and she tried to rope me in for her cause by saying "it's not loud right? It can't be any louder than two people talking at a table, right?"

Had she not done that, I would have just been annoyed with the FaceTiming but ignored it, but when she tried to get me on her side, I had to be honest by telling her it's poor social etiquette to be playing any audio on her phone in a public space without headphones.

All of that to say, I may officially be entering my curmudgeon era.

@Alice Welcome. Your certificate and onboarding package are in the mail.

@Alice

Gym guy bad, brewery lady really bad ๐Ÿ‘

@Alice you are the hero we all need. Thank you for dishing out well deserved shame.
@Alice Youโ€™re living life the right way as far as I can tell Alice ๐Ÿ‘
@Alice You are doing very well!
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@Alice

Good work! We need MORE social shaming. The pandemic produced a lot of younger folk who lack social etiquette, and how else will they learn?

@Alice It's interesting to hear how people who hold audible speakerphone conversations in public places may justify it to themselves. I find it annoying too, but they are not drawing a distinction between that and a normal conversation.

@Alice

welcome, we'll always make room for more . . .

* as long as you mind your own business and don't do anything raise our ire . . .

@Alice Welcome to the curmudgeon family!
@Alice curmudgeoning is a complex and underappreciated role.
You have demonstrated an impressive natural ability and will represent us well. Welcome.
@Alice Do you wear purple with a red hat that doesn't go?
@Alice Good for you. And welcome to the Curmudgeon Club.
@Alice Look here, a real curmudgeon doesn't truck with these "may be" and "entering" qualifiers. If you're going to curmudgeon properly you have to OWN it, see?
@Alice Italy would drive you insane with the loud public face timing. And they use their free hand to gesticulate wildly throughout the conversation. Significantly louder than 2 people at a table. And itโ€™s ALWAYS a fkn baby on the other end.
@Alice Welcomeโ€ฆ
@Alice blessed are the curmudgeons for they will tell the asshats to STFU

@Alice

Alice if anything youโ€™ve done them both a favor.

@Alice Curmudgeons unite! I feel like you were nicer than I would be. Sometimes I'm tempted to just loudly boo people like that woman in The Princess Bride. Boo! Boo!
@Alice I am here for your curmudgeon era. ๐Ÿฅณ 
@Alice here for you if you have any questions about the road ahead

@Alice I'm so sick of people blasting audio and being the only one to call it out.

I'm just happy to know I'm not alone.

@Alice

Absolutely correct on both topics. Bad social form.

@Alice One of us! One of us!
@Alice Itโ€™s actually brilliant if you can enter the Curmudgeon Era well before the age of 60, when most of the rest of us begin to stop giving a shit what other people think of us. Have at it!
@Alice
๐Ÿง… Here, put this on your belt
@saucerlost @Alice good idea, easy reach for bouncing off the heads of these people

@Alice Back in my urban days when someone on public transit started having a loud conversation, I'd pretend I was on a call and I'd start loudly relating the details to my fictional friend: "Yeah, she says Bob is also sleeping with Carol!"

Invariably I'd get: "Excuuuuse me, this is a private conversation!"" to which I would respond "No, it's public transit. Public. Pub-lic."

Once, I got a smattering of applause.

Curmudge away!

@Alice

Thinking how I am someone who has called the crisis line on speaker phone (phone at time was broken) while on the bus and I am telling myself nobody is talking about that though it is probably very concerningโ€ฆ

@Alice Always nice to have a new curmudgeon join in!
@Alice Lol! People using any device that produces sound, in public, without headphones is pretty much my biggest pet peeve about modern society and i LOVE that you're telling these people the TRUTH!
@Alice PS fedi friends, if you ever hear a PA that states, "If you are using any device that produces sound, you MUST use headphones" you'll know you are on one of my flights!
@CosmicTraveler @Alice Given how in tune I am with my hearing, I so apprreciate you saying that. The chick on my last Delta flight asked people to use headphones and in my head I was like, thank ya ma'am!
@Rosalyn I feel bad for @CosmicTraveler because it's especially rough on an airplane since you can't escape and there's Carol to the left with her acrylic nails tapping away at Bejeweled on full volume and little Braydenleigh sitting right behind you with an iPad strapped to the back of your seat with a DIY freezer bag holder "hack" that his mom learned on TikTok that is blasting Dora the Explorer and of course shouting the answers to all of her dumb questions.
@Alice @Rosalyn The funny thing is, when iPads were new, I would say- about 95% of the offenders were people with small children and no headphones; Whereas, recently it's generally 80-90% adults- Usually 60 years and older who I have to personally inform that they must use headphones. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซค But I make that announcement, and then, if I hear any device- I will say something 100% of the time. Most of my job is informing people about rules, not enforcing them- but this is one rule that I enforce.
@CosmicTraveler @Alice ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ That, is, wild! You'd think the elderly ones would want to help enforce order. But I guess if you don't fly often, you just don't think about it? Thank goodness for flight attendants like you. You can be my flight attendant for any flight, if I had it my way.๐Ÿ˜
@Alice @CosmicTraveler That would drive me off the wall. At least as a passenger, I can simply enable noise cancelling on my AirPods and get a break from all the sounds, including jet noise. As a flight attendant, she can't do that, I'm sure.

@CosmicTraveler anyone who does it *on the extremely loud hairdryer powered mode of transport* is an absolute psychopath. And yet!...

Thank you

@Alice Welcome!
Would you like to put in an order for your Get Off My Lawn sign? We do all caps or all caps bold. Underlining and exclamation points are extra.

@Alice

It's not being a curmudgeon to scold someone for being a dick.

@Alice at my last major job, I was officemates with the two old crusty database guys.

I joked it while it was the grumpy old men office, I was still working on my age.

@Alice Nah. It's good. You are not wrong.
@Alice On behalf of every gym goer, thank you for saying this. Also, why do these types always insist on using free weights?!? Gah!
@Alice You're my kind of person.