Yes but *where*
@ethanschoonover In place of hair!
@catsalad @ethanschoonover .... Like all body hair?
@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover Brushing your teeth is about to get fun. Waxing is about to get weird.
@cR0w @catsalad @ethanschoonover anyone know a good dentist that can do a Brazilian?
@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover Butt floss doing double duty.

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover

Go from this: 🫈

To this:

@cR0w @catsalad @ethanschoonover that's fine, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.
@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover After the day we all had, why would you?

@cR0w @maddiefuzz @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover

"The third bag, a fortnight later, was full of thousands of teeth, all in various states of decay."

from The Magnus Archives:

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MAG 5: Thrown Away

Statement of Keiran Woodward, regarding items recovered from the refuse of 93 Lancaster Rd, Walthamstowe. Kieran Woodward is a refuse collector for Waltham Forest Council, whose crew comprised David Atayah, Matthew Wilkinson and Alan Parfitt. On an undisclosed date the binmen found a bag of assorted doll heads in a bin bag outside 93 Lancaster Road, Walthamstow. The heads appeared as though they had been dragged across rough concrete. Alan Parfitt was greatly amused by this and the group...

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@ethanschoonover my guess is New Jersey.
@quinn @ethanschoonover I totally always needed more teeth when growing up there in the 70s. Sadly, I was too soon.
@quinn They would've been handy on the elbows, I reckon. @ethanschoonover
@lightweight @ethanschoonover never need a can opener
@quinn perhaps not, but knowing me, I'd've needed another batch of braces (or even a couple of 'em).
@ethanschoonover
@ethanschoonover in place of wisdom teeth!
@ethanschoonover presumably in their mouths?
@ethanschoonover What if it's *too effective*?
@ethanschoonover just get 'em growing wherever, then transplant 'em
@ethanschoonover Wherever is fine with me as long as they end up in my mouth and relatively straight
@ethanschoonover people all up for it until they learn the term "dermoid cyst".
@gsuberland @ethanschoonover I've seen a few ovarian teratomas with ungodly numbers of very well developed teeth, but nothing obvious they developed from.
@ethanschoonover Mad Scientist: ... Where do you want 'em?
@ethanschoonover
Japan, didn't you read the article?
@ethanschoonover What else do you "regrow", that is the real question.
@ethanschoonover And how many. If it turns people into sharks with endless rows of teeth constantly growing into place as the previous set breaks...
@ethanschoonover @catsalad preferably not in the brain cavity. 
@ethanschoonover Ah, the Cronenburg Question!
@ethanschoonover in the privacy of your own home
Where else? Alabama!

No idk
@ethanschoonover @beandreams *picturing human with mouth full of shark teeth*
Teeth (2007) ⭐ 5.4 | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

1h 34m | R

IMDb
Queen of Wands - Wednesday, January 21, 2004

@ethanschoonover The tooth regrowth trials are by Dr. Katsu Takahashi at Kyoto University Hospital. The subject must have intact dormant 3rd row tooth buds that can be activated, so if the former tooth was abscessed and took out the underlying bone and dormant 3rd row tooth bud, it won't work. (We are born with enough tooth buds to grow three sets of teeth, but one set of those buds stays dormant).

@badtux @ethanschoonover As well, it's a safety trial, not necessarily an efficacy trial. (Ie, is it safe for humans, not whether it actually works, how quickly it works, what side effects it has if any, or if it's worth it compared to other options).

If it all goes well, and efficacy trials find that it's worth it, it's still likely that the main recipients are going to be children with genetic conditions where their teeth aren't growing but they still have tooth buds (and maybe teens with severe tooth loss or similar conditions affecting their adult teeth). They're a priority because children generally aren't candidates for any of the options available to adults, because their faces are still growing and changing and that makes it too complicated. So probably a good few decades away from being able to get one more chance on a lost adult tooth.

(Though, I would hope that another next step is research into how to replace or regenerate tooth buds. Some of the forms of genetic adontia mean that there's no tooth bud for a tooth to develop from, or the tooth bud just doesn't produce a good tooth, so a treatment like this wouldn't be of much use. And it'd also help people who've had severe infections or injuries where the third tooth bud was destroyed or damaged.)

@tsturm @ethanschoonover Sadly we are not like sharks, which can grow an unlimited number of sets of teeth. Wouldn’t that be cool?
@badtux @ethanschoonover I'd never heard that there's a potential third row of teeth.
@badtux @ethanschoonover This is the kind of nightmare I was waiting for. Thank you. My nights were too relaxing.
@ethanschoonover did somebody want anus teeth?
@ethanschoonover Re-grow: just remember where you had them the first time.