Mastodawn

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

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@ethanschoonover In place of hair!

InsiderTreat

@catsalad @ethanschoonover .... Like all body hair?

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover Brushing your teeth is about to get fun. Waxing is about to get weird.

InsiderTreat 1d ago

@cR0w @catsalad @ethanschoonover anyone know a good dentist that can do a Brazilian?

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover Butt floss doing double duty.

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover

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InsiderTreat 1d ago

@cR0w @catsalad @ethanschoonover that's fine, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.

@InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover After the day we all had, why would you?

Ember in the Pattern Buffer 1d ago

@cR0w @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover you have to go inside

@maddiefuzz @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover Awww, five more minutes?

Ember in the Pattern Buffer 1d ago

@cR0w @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover you have to go *inside*

@maddiefuzz @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover

@cR0w @maddiefuzz @InsiderTreat @catsalad @ethanschoonover

Jeff Grigg 13h ago

"The third bag, a fortnight later, was full of thousands of teeth, all in various states of decay."

from The Magnus Archives:

https://the-magnus-archives.fandom.com/wiki/MAG_5:_Thrown_Away

MAG 5: Thrown Away

Statement of Keiran Woodward, regarding items recovered from the refuse of 93 Lancaster Rd, Walthamstowe. Kieran Woodward is a refuse collector for Waltham Forest Council, whose crew comprised David Atayah, Matthew Wilkinson and Alan Parfitt. On an undisclosed date the binmen found a bag of assorted doll heads in a bin bag outside 93 Lancaster Road, Walthamstow. The heads appeared as though they had been dragged across rough concrete. Alan Parfitt was greatly amused by this and the group...

The Magnus Archives Wikia

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kwayk42 1d ago