My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't
@jonn_blanchard @teotwaki Asking the important questions.
@jonn_blanchard The difference is that AI is probably not trained on Pornhub content. 😂
@shred @jonn_blanchard I guarantee you they have multiple models training on that data themselves. Pr0n was into predatory algorithms long before it was cool
@shred @jonn_blanchard I would be absolutely shocked if there aren’t AIs trained on Pornhub content. And now I’m curious about what sort of things such a model might hallucinate.
@josh0 @shred @jonn_blanchard
I assume AI trained on pornhub is how explicit deepfakes are created!
But the only hallucination I can predict is short musical stings at the start of videos.
@shred @jonn_blanchard
You mean because there are too many adults?
@leeloo @shred @jonn_blanchard also no, there is AI trained on porn…
@jonn_blanchard
It explains the noise every time I push a commit.
@jonn_blanchard Yes, except that one of them is owned by one of the most reviled contributors to the rampant enshitification of modern technology and the other is owned by a sweet, small, mom-and-pop, faceless, private equity firm with unspecified motives.

@jonn_blanchard

Github :: Pornhub
Codeberg :: Gutenberg

@jonn_blanchard And now I want to know if Pornhub has a better uptime than Github.
@avatastic @jonn_blanchard I'd be surprised if it didn't at this point
@avatastic @jonn_blanchard if the uptime is more than 4 hours call devops and a sysadmin.
@jonn_blanchard @lisamelton That makes LinkedIn the Pornhub for white collar bros.
@DanMorgan @jonn_blanchard @lisamelton Pretty sure LinkedIn is the FetLife for white collar bros.

@jonn_blanchard

Just depends on what gets you off, I guess.

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@jonn_blanchard

The big difference is that Pornhub hosts a lot less malware.

@jonn_blanchard grubhub/github is the one that gets me

@nora @jonn_blanchard Hey, for the longest time I assumed that Chatroulette was a site that served up random pictures of cats.

*This might make more sense to people who speak French.

@jonn_blanchard it's a lot of pulling and pushing, that's for sure
@jonn_blanchard I’d be ashamed to admit if I were on Github.
@jonn_blanchard Names are hard to get right. Eg my onlyfans site never really took off even tho it should be a perfect fit for the niche
@jonn_blanchard I think it’s more like a tech version of OnlyFans. You put yourself out there and hope other like what you do and send you some coin
@jonn_blanchard "What's Pornhub darling?" is the only safe answer here.

@drewtowler @jonn_blanchard

“IDK…let’s check them both out.”

@jonn_blanchard I don't think anyone would object if you described... Uh... What, uh... What happens on Pornhub as "slop". 💦 So really they are the same website.
@jonn_blanchard LinkedIn is my favorite gay dating app.
@jonn_blanchard it's onlyfans for software except no one buys me anything off my wish list
@jonn_blanchard that repo is so hot right now.
@jonn_blanchard you know what I’d do with a free repo? Two submodules at the same time.
@jonn_blanchard needs a catchy jingle when you add a PR.

@jonn_blanchard Pornhub is independent & still provides its original purpose, highly reliable.

Github is a Microsoft product that can't provide one nine of uptime.

@mdhughes @jonn_blanchard what do you mean by “independent” tho. the conglomerate that owns the site also owns multiple other porn streaming sites, as well as a lot of big studios
@jonn_blanchard Pornhub has better...up...time.
@jonn_blanchard it's correct. But I think Pornhub has much more users than GitHub 😅
@jonn_blanchard with a major difference : Pornhub refused the age verification of users in france and bloqued the services there. While microslope would love to get more info from you.
@jonn_blanchard dungeon edition
👉😉👉

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Pornhub is way more stable and resilient as Github is since Microsoft bought it.

Also: Micro and Soft don't play in the same league as Pornhub!

@jonn_blanchard Pretty sure Pornhub has more uptime. ;)
@jonn_blanchard on Pornhub they actually finish
@jonn_blanchard it's definitely less reliable by now
@jonn_blanchard
🤔 Which contains more Deepfakes?
@jonn_blanchard heck of a lot of forking going on
@jonn_blanchard Tell me more about the OnlyFans equivalent though

@jonn_blanchard

Maybe because they have a lot in common. Good software is sexy as fuck.