Dr Johnny BlanchardMy wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't
Funkatron (Ed Finkler)@jonn_blanchard well... sorta!
James | PixelRefresh.com@jonn_blanchard well everything is laid bare!
GinevraCat@jonn_blanchard @teotwaki Asking the important questions.
Shred@jonn_blanchard The difference is that AI is probably not trained on Pornhub content. 😂
Benjamin Schröter@shred I'm not sure about that @jonn_blanchard
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PalmAndNeedle@shred @jonn_blanchard I guarantee you they have multiple models training on that data themselves. Pr0n was into predatory algorithms long before it was cool
Josh 
@shred @jonn_blanchard I would be absolutely shocked if there aren’t AIs trained on Pornhub content. And now I’m curious about what sort of things such a model might hallucinate.
🔶Mark Nicoll 3.5%🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇳@josh0 @shred @jonn_blanchard
I assume AI trained on pornhub is how explicit deepfakes are created!
But the only hallucination I can predict is short musical stings at the start of videos.
I assume AI trained on pornhub is how explicit deepfakes are created!
But the only hallucination I can predict is short musical stings at the start of videos.
Leeloo
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Feral 3D@shred @jonn_blanchard yeah no. It is.
kianryan ☑️🐙🏳️🌈@jonn_blanchard
It explains the noise every time I push a commit.
It explains the noise every time I push a commit.
Rob@jonn_blanchard busted
StarkRG@jonn_blanchard Yes, except that one of them is owned by one of the most reviled contributors to the rampant enshitification of modern technology and the other is owned by a sweet, small, mom-and-pop, faceless, private equity firm with unspecified motives.
Gwyn CieslaGithub :: Pornhub
Codeberg :: Gutenberg
avatastic 
@jonn_blanchard And now I want to know if Pornhub has a better uptime than Github.
David Zaslavsky@avatastic @jonn_blanchard I'd be surprised if it didn't at this point
Patrick Loftus 🖖
@avatastic @jonn_blanchard if the uptime is more than 4 hours call devops and a sysadmin.
*edit*
https://github.com/pwloftus/two-projects-one-repo
*/edit*
Dan Morgan 
@jonn_blanchard @lisamelton That makes LinkedIn the Pornhub for white collar bros.
Adara Astin
Steve GisselbrechtJust depends on what gets you off, I guess.
Joel VanderWerf@jonn_blanchard actually it is for fans of the Gith
Gith (race)
The gith (sing & pl) were a race of humanoids who had been enslaved by mind flayers for countless generations.[12] Some sages claimed that they were once descended from humans,[6][5][14][15] while others maintained that their original race was in fact unknown.[2][16][17] After breaking free from their enslavement, philosophical differences led to a bitter internal conflict, which divided the gith into two main different races at constant odds with each other: the githyanki and the...
Dave Wilburn 
The big difference is that Pornhub hosts a lot less malware.
Nora Reed 
@jonn_blanchard grubhub/github is the one that gets me
Shaula Evans@nora @jonn_blanchard Hey, for the longest time I assumed that Chatroulette was a site that served up random pictures of cats.
*This might make more sense to people who speak French.
me·ta·phil, der@ShaulaEvans rien ne va cute
kolya@jonn_blanchard it's a lot of pulling and pushing, that's for sure
Bitslingers-R-Us@jonn_blanchard I’d be ashamed to admit if I were on Github.
Jan 'Maub' Kap. 🦄🥔@jonn_blanchard no kink shaming.
Snorre Fagerland@jonn_blanchard Names are hard to get right. Eg my onlyfans site never really took off even tho it should be a perfect fit for the niche
Simon ZerafaI had a go with my OnlyFans also, but perhaps this wasn't successful 😕
Bartosz
Aho@aho @RakowskiBartosz @snorre @jonn_blanchard
I was chatting to my local wind turbine about music recently.
Turns out she is a heavy metal fan 🙂🤷♂️
FurryBeta@jonn_blanchard I think it’s more like a tech version of OnlyFans. You put yourself out there and hope other like what you do and send you some coin
ansible42@jonn_blanchard more like Grinder
Drew 🇵🇭 ♾️@jonn_blanchard "What's Pornhub darling?" is the only safe answer here.
David H. McCoy“IDK…let’s check them both out.”
eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)@jonn_blanchard I don't think anyone would object if you described... Uh... What, uh... What happens on Pornhub as "slop". 💦 So really they are the same website.
Cosmic Excursionist@jonn_blanchard LinkedIn is my favorite gay dating app.
BoredomFestival@jonn_blanchard hey, don't kink shame
Cap Ybarra@jonn_blanchard it's onlyfans for software except no one buys me anything off my wish list
@jonn_blanchard that repo is so hot right now.
@jonn_blanchard you know what I’d do with a free repo? Two submodules at the same time.
Daveography 🇨🇦
Captain America, the reference understood.
DressToKILT@jonn_blanchard needs a catchy jingle when you add a PR.
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽@jonn_blanchard Pornhub is independent & still provides its original purpose, highly reliable.
Github is a Microsoft product that can't provide one nine of uptime.
xrvs@mdhughes @jonn_blanchard what do you mean by “independent” tho. the conglomerate that owns the site also owns multiple other porn streaming sites, as well as a lot of big studios
Lakeswimmer@jonn_blanchard Pornhub has better...up...time.
Daniel S. Reichenbach@jonn_blanchard it's correct. But I think Pornhub has much more users than GitHub 😅
Simerrön@jonn_blanchard with a major difference : Pornhub refused the age verification of users in france and bloqued the services there. While microslope would love to get more info from you.
Goose@jonn_blanchard dungeon edition
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Vincent 🌻🇪🇺 en 🌹☘️@jonn_blanchard On pornhub no-one commits, easy
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Momo@jonn_blanchard
Pornhub is way more stable and resilient as Github is since Microsoft bought it.
Also: Micro and Soft don't play in the same league as Pornhub!
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@jonn_blanchard Pretty sure Pornhub has more uptime. ;)